Panera Bread charged lemonade trip report

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The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

XXI. The World

CRAB CATASTROPHE AT THE ASIAN SUPERMARKET

I walked up while a woman was in the middle of browsing the fishmonger's section with her family. She was looking into a big bin with her daughter. I overheard the mom ask something that sounded very much like "...están muertos?" and the daughter nodded very confidently. The mother reached in. Audible click of crab claws. LOUD yelp. Uncontrollable giggling of the daughter as the mother held up a hand with a very much living crab wriggling in her grip, chained to five other crabs in a claw-handhold. The five other crabs then fell on the floor and started scattering. Just some absolutely Looney Tunes events happening today.

there should be less queer discourse and more queer intercourse

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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

wonder why it’s called that

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

knocking on doors in bloodborne

she/it is to me the most aggressive pronoun option. of course we got the it, a classic among trannies, reclaiming dehumanization, the slur-est pronoun available and self-evidently aggro as hell, but let's talk about the she. typically considered the vanilla option for a trans girl, the easiest, most cis-friendly of the pronouns, but this is false. a trans woman who insists on being addressed with she/her pronouns - who lays Her claim on womanhood - is the peak of what terfs and transphobes fear. She is the man in a dress prowling the women's bathroom for victims. She is the pretender kicking down the doors of women's spaces. She is the cabal pulling the strings of society to promote her nefarious agenda. She is the stranger under the streetlight, the shadow in the dark, the crack in the forest, as pure and terrible as an angel, wrapped in a black cloak of primordial fear. She is why they fight so hard to kill us, lest they too fall under Her spell. Why not let at least a part of yourself lean into it. Embrace their spite like an old lover.

you people will believe any ugly old fictional man fucks like crazy. proudly i will stand defiant like a stone amongst the lashing tide like a mountain against the howling wind. no. i do not think that old man fucks like crazy. i think you want that old man to fuck like crazy, but your claims hold no verisimilitude. that old man’s dick sucks and it’s bleak down there. it’s bleak. we’re looking at razed ground where a libido should be, salted earth where horniness could sprout. no i say no that old man does not fuck like crazy.

heh, what a kind and lovely compliment friend. now try saying something fucked up and horny.

Today, I would like to commemorate an event which has laid a very profound impact on the internet.

Ten years ago on this day (06/08/09), a forum website called SomethingAwful held a photoshop contest titled “create paranormal images”.  The contest would require participants to edit ordinary photographs into creepy-looking images, and then try to pass them off as authentic photos on other paranormal forums.

Two days later, on June 10th, a user by the name Victor Surge would find this thread, and become inspired.  He submitted the two pictures above, featuring a tall, faceless monster which would stalk children, who would then disappear.  He called his monster “the Slender Man”. After this initial post, Surge and others would expand on the character and the story, creating one of the internet’s most famous monsters.  The Slender Man proved to be popular enough to spread to other websites, with 4chan, Deviantart, and TV Tropes all having their own Slender-Mania. On June 20th of that same year, another user on the SomethingAwful forums found the Slender Man, and also wanted to contribute.  Noticing nobody had made any videos yet of the monster, he sat down with some of his friends and planned out a video webseries involving a former college film student discovering and unravelling the mysteries surrounding Slender Man; this would become Marble Hornets, one of the first horror-themed ARG’s of the internet.

That all happened ten years ago.  Ten years of haunting the darkest corners of the internet, and Slender Man has built up a surprisingly dense resume, for a fictional monster.  Several popular webseries, a couple hit games, at least two movies, even inspiring other characters in seperate series like the Silence in Dr Who and the Enderman in Minecraft.  And all this within a ten-year period.

I think this just attests to how much humans can be inspired by an idea.  From a small handful of edited photographs, we collectively constructed a new monster which lurks in our nightmares, and now it almost seems as natural as the horror mythos he was based on.  For better or worse, the Slender Man seems to be here to stay. Happy Birthday, Slendy!  Here’s to hoping you continue to be both terrifying and terrific!

"bloodlust" is such a great word it's like someone saw the word bloodthirsty and was like "hmm not horny enough"

Cuno doesn't give a shit. Cuno can transition. You don't know Cuno's deal

Cuno doesn't need the fucking NHS. Cuno can DIY

In the final episode of Kamen Rider Super-1 (1980) the protagonist is seen leaving earth on a rocket, which is a small nod to the fact that his actor is a fugitive of the law and hasn’t been seen since 2017