Now that I know mina LOVES train schedules I'm finding myself SO charmed by Jonathan making sure to note every detail of the train schedule of his trip
i have three responses to "how is your writing going"
1) it's not
2) it's going
3) i am ENTHUSED. i have been BLESSED with the POWER of the MUSES. i am an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF CREATION i am the MOST ULTIMATE OF ALL WRITERS
Tim and dick have different brands of foot in mouth disease because tim is genuinely clueless and self centered when he says stuff like "your parents death was the most traumatizing thing to happen to me" or complains about how hard it is to lie to your parents to orphans, but dick is 100 percent aware of what he's doing when he says stuff like "you think your dad would put up with you like I do" and throws accessibility or lack thereof in people's faces or brings up Roy's past addiction in arguments, he just CHOOSES to say that
My addition to this observation
image: a chart labelled "Foot in mouth chart" across there are the labels "Unintentional" and "intentional" and dowon there are the labels "funny" and "unfunny". tim as robin is in the "unintentional and funny" box and putting a hand over his mouth after he presumably just said something insensitive. Damian as robin is in the "intentional and funny" box and is back lit so he is mostly in shadow and looks mysterious. Bruce as batman is in the "unintentional and unfunny" box and is scowling. dick as nightwing (with his mask off) is in the "intentional and unfunny" box and looking at roy out of the corner of his eyes. end image
Dick calling Damian Dami but it's because in the arcade games they play Dami is all Damian can enter in when he gets a high score and he's eternally salty he can't put in his full name
never enough time in the day to do fuck all
there's always time in the night to do fuck all
but watch out
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
star trek tos movies why did you let them do thisss....................
because old men deserve to serve absolute cunt. next question
(Something blows up)
Bruce: JASON, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Jason: My best.
well that was fun
critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals
I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:
“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”
women want me, but fish? fish pity me
humans: we’re the pinnacle of evolution
fish: ew, look at that mutated fish, lmaoooo
someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
about to use a printer. wish me luck
*comes back covered in blood and ash with a thousand yard stare but I'm holding a perfectly clean stack of shipping labels*
In which a scheduling mishap causes the entire justice league to go undercover at the same 80s themed gay bar
bruce and dick are fighting again and dick is ranting about it









