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oh god, words???

@sing-a-songofsix-pence

i have three responses to "how is your writing going"

1) it's not

2) it's going

3) i am ENTHUSED. i have been BLESSED with the POWER of the MUSES. i am an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF CREATION i am the MOST ULTIMATE OF ALL WRITERS

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Tim and dick have different brands of foot in mouth disease because tim is genuinely clueless and self centered when he says stuff like "your parents death was the most traumatizing thing to happen to me" or complains about how hard it is to lie to your parents to orphans, but dick is 100 percent aware of what he's doing when he says stuff like "you think your dad would put up with you like I do" and throws accessibility or lack thereof in people's faces or brings up Roy's past addiction in arguments, he just CHOOSES to say that

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My addition to this observation

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image: a chart labelled "Foot in mouth chart" across there are the labels "Unintentional" and "intentional" and dowon there are the labels "funny" and "unfunny". tim as robin is in the "unintentional and funny" box and putting a hand over his mouth after he presumably just said something insensitive. Damian as robin is in the "intentional and funny" box and is back lit so he is mostly in shadow and looks mysterious. Bruce as batman is in the "unintentional and unfunny" box and is scowling. dick as nightwing (with his mask off) is in the "intentional and unfunny" box and looking at roy out of the corner of his eyes. end image

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

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women want me, but fish? fish pity me

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humans: we’re the pinnacle of evolution

fish: ew, look at that mutated fish, lmaoooo