I am Joe Biden’s personal jester. He makes me perform for peanuts and gravy every day
He gives me gravy when I’ve been a good little girl, and he pours it directly down my throat
When I’ve been a bad little dirty bacteria boy, he puts me in a headlock and explains what a pig is in excruciating detail.
he kisses all his advisers goodnight with tongue
this is all true i would know i got a kidney transplant from joe biden and now i can see through his eyes
undertale is very funny because it has a character who is canonically trans . but only in one port of the game. imagine if other games did stuff like that . “yeah this character fought through their personal trauma and became a better person for it . ps5 exclusive tho, they’re still evil on the xbox.”
Average rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 3/5
💎 Danethehero
⭐⭐ 2/5
Barely any loot, too many skeletons, final boss way too easy
🦇 Bat beast
⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4/5
Many dark place to sleep... Many bug to eat.. Very good very good.. Wish bone people were more quiet.. 4 Star.
💀 Skeleton8448576
⭐ 1/5
Master Grimbender doesn't pay us and our provided weapons are insufficient. Cobwebs in my ribs all the time. Don't work here, serve a witch instead
Response from the owner
Rusty swords are the standard weapon for skeletons across all dungeons. If you had such an issue with your provided weapons you should have taken it up with the Necromancers Council
🕷️ Spider
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5
This place fucking rules I love crevices
I love my OC!
*puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the hor
THEY CANONISED HER AUTISM !!! IM SO HAPPY I LOVE HER SM IM CRYING THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE THIS
for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke
Make this the new meme!
War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami
hang on . how many clicks does it take to get from the wikipedia page for yaoi to the wikipedia page for gerard way . give me a moment i need to do some investigating
fastest i could get was 9 :( yaoi -> fan labor -> fan fiction -> real person fiction -> celebrity -> list of celebrities -> list of musicians -> list of emo artists -> my chemical romance -> gerard way
i've got a slightly shorter one: yaoi -> manga -> comics -> american comics -> batman -> grant morrison -> gerard way
sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
j,jm, ‘[pkot orley, gt+
He’s speaking…
pls share your limitless wisdom
me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.
also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus
