let’s hear it for sodomy
Anonymous asked:
could I get some cursed biology facts about shrimp please? thank you!
shrimp are normally pretty slow swimmers, using their swimmerets as paddles to cruise slowly through the water looking for food!
but in an emergency, shrimp can skedaddle AMAZINGLY fast, scooting away at about 30 body-lengths-per-second over short distances, which is so quick that they straight-up look like they're teleporting.
small shrimp: *approaches*
big shrimp: don’t like that *yeets self into orbit*
Shrimps can fast travel when enemies are nearby
Enough about shrimp colors, let's talk about shrimp speeds
“Here is what the sea smells like. It is more texture than scent, because the sea is primarily made of two substances that have no smell of their own: water and salt. Salt has no smell, but makes the air sting, and so all of the other smells of the sea are layered upon the pang of salt. Water has no smell but instead a comfort. We feel moisture as life and so the smells of the ocean are layered upon the contentment of the water. Salt is treble and water is bass. I don’t know how I know this is true, but I know it is true. The sea smells like old wood and wet leaves. Like cold mud and warm stone. Like every creature who has ever lived in it, a churning graveyard and nursery. Like winds from the inland carrying the hot circulation of life and winds from the ocean carrying the distant froth of waves against ships and islands. Like gray, only more so. Like blue, only less so.”
— The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home, Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor
Anonymous asked:
i cant tell if ur a danganronpa fan or if those meds still dont work
i am not a danganronpa fan. i see komaeda as a christlike divine figure
My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating
one cracker!
sadly not even the most harm ever done by a single expired cracker 😔
if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man
afraid of all the dogs so she hides on the table at the dog park but she wants to play sooo bad but this is what she thinks will win over the other dogs
this is honestly my favourite of all gerard way threads.
looking up google images pictures of michigan at the same time as my friend and calling it michigan multiplayer
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
Sometimes twitter be hitting
This is even funnier with context attached
i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'
can i be taken out back and shot like a dog at this point