you can watch all of starkid’s content at a formative age but watch out!!! your sense of humour will never be the same

please use this chart to determine which sonic character you are

i like when people condense engineer down for shitposts and draw him like this

a set member on blumhouse's 'five nights at freddy's' movie posted this on facebook

“did it work?” yes peter it worked.

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same.

…. This hits different when you realise he’s canonically Jewish

Can you please elaborate ? I’m curious as to what it means

You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says “that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child.” (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh.

another fine distinction is that the soul isn’t thought to be reincarnated, it’s that the memory of the loved one is kept alive and more good deeds in life can be inspired by (and thus partially attributed to) the dead. ‘may their memory be a blessing’–the memory of the deceased is honored, respected, and who they were is retold as inspiration to the next generation. 

ben’s memory is a blessing. that’s extremely jewish. spiderman is inspired not just by the shame of his death, but by the moral teachings he’d given peter in life. and his name given to these babies is another part of it: babies named in spiderman’s honor are also very honestly and truly named in his honor, and continue to be blessings to the world. 

it’s very joyous, i think. very sweet.  

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i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

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I can't stop fucking saying "It's all about da Mets, babey"

"It's not always about da money, shpaidaman... it's about da METS baby love the Mets ALRIGHT baby let's GO get a homerun baby love da Mets let's go Mets"

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If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

That was the exact thought process behind this post

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

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peter parker is spider-man????

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Okay, I've got one I'm curious about:

Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.

My favorite is Ninjask, and I've only had a couple other people say it's also their favorite.

BASIC BITCH SPOTTED.

You're the most valid person in the tags

Damn, Animaniacs.

Even to this day, the writers of the show still have no clue how some of these jokes (especially that last one) made it past the censors!

When ARC troopers feel threatened they raise their shoulder pauldrons like collared lizards.

So this REALLY stuck and I'm no artist but had to have this sooo....

*snorts*

He looks like part of the communications array!

@kark-trooper-echo

Don't be mean, Eyah. It's not like you were any better. Just had more spikes...

Mean? I like communications arrays!

Arc troopers are Dilophosaurus (but more endearing) confirmed.

Let Arc troopers be frilly!

big fan of the “regular and good natured man x the most unfathomably powerful and incredible woman you’ve ever seen” ship dynamic

first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist

McDonald's giving away free fries if you use their mobile app and then updating the terms and conditions to say if you use this app you waive your right to trial in any class action lawsuits and have to do mandatory arbitration is INSANE

every Tumblr poll is like

man I do not understand the people on this website

when i say i am obsessed with these guys they and their wack song (which i say so affectionately) have been spinning in my head since npmd came out anyway watch nerdy prudes must die