someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok

“stop being dramatic”

me:

when u call for ur cat n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

reblog if u agree

the chosen one

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

When you introduce your grandmother to Rupauls drag race

this is how my girlfriend and I text

Grab cable, lick door. 

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

Thanks American Girl!

I love you. I'm so proud of you.

When was the last time someone told you I love you and I’m so proud of you? Do you mind if I tell you now? You don’t need to get your life right or be perfect to be loved. I already love you. I can see how you are trying really hard to be good. I have some news for you. You can stop trying. I can already see that you are good worthy wonderful. I love you. I’m so proud of you.

@simplybagel

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