me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

He's not having it!

he really said im cold tho

Made my night

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

i mean at least i tried right

“You’re gonna do great today.”

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:…………..slippry like dolphin

oh.... kay....

Need me a freak like that

If I had to see this fucking post so does everyone who follows me

“I love you.” “What if I got a bowl cut”

when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

The last one is me after not sleeping for 8 days straight

(via theblessedone)

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

Don't mind me. Just walking to the park

Still walkin

This is a long walk, but don't worry. I will get there

Had to chase some nosey pokémon away. Don't worry. The journey continues

I found mud

Can it be?

At last

My journey has come to an end. Thank you for joining me here at the end of all things

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I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

Syrup is really living better than me