"Haterz Gonna Hate"

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

buckbarrow:

still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it

this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

:^)

tumblr mobile users be like

I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

I have no words.

Wtf this is so cute

ICYMI: The LGBTQ organization Have A Gay Day has launched a campaign in Dayton, Ohio to share informative and powerful messages about LGBTQ people on billboards around the city. There are 13 graphics in all, so next time you’re driving around Dayton, keep an eye out for them! (via the Gaily Grind, WYSO)