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Attack of the 50 Foot Fisto

@simonbitdiddle / simonbitdiddle.vaul-tec.net

sam and al sketches to get back in the hang of drawing after not being able to for a while… almost felt like i was drawing with my opposite hand X)

couple more al sketches :)

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy

Exactly. Living well isn't hedonistic, it should be the baseline.

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Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

the job market is even worse than i imagined because people have started reblogging this again

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My followup to the ruins video. Snowdin pacifist Or at least, part of it. I had a bigger idea I had to cut down on. might finish the full thing when I have time.

Another small and simple Prehistoric Planet plushie today: a velociraptor chick!

[ID: Several photos of a plush Velociraptor chick. It is round, with a fuzzy gray coat with lighter markings on the head, wings, and tail and bluish feet and muzzle. Two photos show it sitting on rocks, and one shows it held in the palm of someone's hand. End ID.]

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

[ID: A comic of Purah and Zelda from Tears of the Kingdom in a lineless style on a blank background.

Zelda (frowning): Purah. You figured out how to manipulate aging, yes?

Purah (unimpressed): I was beginning to wonder if anyone had noticed

Zelda (determined): Make me old

Purah (surprised): HUH?

Zelda (hand on her cheeks in despair): Pleease I've been alive for Hylia knows how fucking long now and I don't look a single day over 17 make me ooold I want to hang out with the old biddies already

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my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke