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Attack of the 50 Foot Fisto

@simonbitdiddle / simonbitdiddle.vaul-tec.net

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oddarette

It came to my attention that some of y'all were revolted by my ketchup lava lamp. Perhaps the ranch lava lamp is more suited to your palette?

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wilwheaton

How fucking idiotic do you have to be to put anything that lunatic has anything to do with into your BRAIN? Anyone who uses this deserves what happens to them.

Wait, wasn't the "setback" the fact that some of the surgically placed sensors shifted?

How the fsck do you fix that /in software/?

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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drtanner

Gotta respect someone going all in on what they love tbh!!

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bowserwife

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

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l0verseyes

ultrakill oc. hell finds her one-sided obsession w/ V1 funny. and a bit relatable

OK I was gonna put this in the tags, but then I had too many questions and then I kept thinking of more! I love collecting the stories of people's streetcleaner ocs and seeing how everyone makes them differentiated since they're such a hivemind usually.

If you'd like, please info dump about your oc to me. I am unironically curious and far too wordy for my own good so please excuse my barrage lmao whatever you might like to answer if anything is appreciated

Questions below the read more for length reasons

YAYYYYYY SINTA LORE DUMP

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Another baffling thing about Somerton is he couldn’t even bring himself to disguise his face beyond a filter. Couldn’t wear a wig or change his hairstyle or hide behind a rantsona. Less effort than Count Olaf. That’s not a kawaii twink, that’s James Somerton in a filter!”

like this is the avatar he used. for a secret alt account.