Hello please look at some screenshots I took of my son

Sassy boy

Happy boy. Loves his father.

Thank you.

Danny: *holding harmonica* Play it and you’ll get 100 million dollars, but 100 million people will die.

Vlad: *intense harmonica playing*

Danny: VLAD, NO!

Once again, Tom Wilson makes it his business to brutally roast Andre Burakovsky, unprompted.

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at least they’re cute

The Good Place cast photographed for The New York Times Magazine.

A kid called my girlfriend a b*tch after my girlfriend let them go ahead of us in a crosswalk.

Someone posted a story on here that made me think of something that happened to me about 4 years ago. My girlfriend and I were passing through a school zone one day and a bunch of kids that lived around the school were walking home.

We were driving through and came to a crosswalk so my girlfriend stops and waves these 3 younger looking girls on to go ahead of us. There were 2 blondes and a brunette. The brunette hits the sidewalk and turns towards our car and yells “thanks b*tch!” And flips us off and runs away with the 2 blondes.

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what do rugby players need all that ass for?

There are two types of ml fans

wow i havent showered since last year! haha!

It’s not 2014 yet

what does that have to do with anything

PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING

HEY GUYS

The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.

I know Venom is a Marvel movie but, since many people fans of the Bat family and DC Comics are also Marvel fans (like me), I thought it would be a good thing to share this.

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

i have to do all the work around here

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

He had to fight his way to the top

jfc. I will never not reblog this.

the feels

Source: YahBoyAang (twitter)

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

God bless the Scots

@ my fellow white people please join me, we really gotta start aging better

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there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

whoever came up with this gag deserves an emmy. new spongebob is batshit fucking nuts and i love it

really appreciate that pose

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ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

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