if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts
i actually memorized how to spell massachusetts from the time i was in a canadian historical fiction rp group in high school i dont know if thats better or worse than just looking it up
miles edgeworth is like. he's a character that on paper could be the worst kind of shitty love interest in a torrid romance. he's a childhood best friend who has a tortured past and turned to the dark side (but only because of his secret guilt) and the only thing he's more invested in than his high-powered job is being emotionally unavailable. but then they just take That Kind Of Character and pump him full of autism and make him essentially a bitchy old queen in the body of a 24 year old anime boy who looks like he hasn't had a full night's sleep in 15 yrs. and in a lesser franchise he would be the one pining. but instead his immediate instinct is to ghost phoenix repeatedly and somehow phoenix is even more down bad for him than ever. because he has terrible taste. what the hell was shu takumi cooking in these games. beautiful stuff really.
Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
it’s a leap yeap
My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later
I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he’ll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun
Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it’s the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane
The tone shift between books is wild. You go from "Gideon's Gay Adventure" to "Harrows House of Existential Dread and Autolobotomy" to "It's Always Sunny in Nona-delphia"
i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this
this is definitely niche commentary, but when I try to visualize ART I imagine it as a neutrino observatory
seems about right
so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance
They are not as high-profile as the WGA, but I would like to bring everyone's attention to the imminent strike action by thousands of hotel workers in Los Angeles. They are set to go on strike tomorrow, July 1st, 2023.
More than 15,000 hotel workers are seeking higher pay, better benefits, and working conditions. This includes an across-the-board $5 an hour raise, as well as affordable healthcare and better pensions. They also are seeking a ban on the use of E-Verify, which is used to deny employment to undocumented workers and workers involved with the criminal justice system. You can follow what is happening at their Twitter.
hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation
how could he
[I.D: A moody picture of Spiderman looking down, in the rain. End I.D]
This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible
Never let them know your next move
You would think that the biggest risk of trying out something new is that you won't like it, but it's when it's so good it raises your standards where the real problems start
"out of provolone? How am I supposed to eat a sandwich without provolone?" - girl who put provolone on her sandwich for the first time this week
he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work
HE’S STEALING THE BROWN
