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Ember 🔥🌈🌟

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Hiya. I'm Ember. I'm 19, love pretty much all things fantasy and different fandoms 🤷‍♀️

Fun fact! Water actually turns "blood red" when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt's environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN

if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:

basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues

1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red

2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river

3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched

4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die

5) pestilence: toxins again

6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils

7) hail: the storm again

8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.

9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun

10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies

the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.

another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest

some sources: X X

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wigmund

The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history

  • The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
  • The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty. 
  • The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

I want one or maybe two

is this a bi joke

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

I would definitely bi one of these

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

These puns are pretty ace.

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

I’m seeing how this pan-s out. 

They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.

This is pretty awesome to BI honest

This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer

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221b1tch

THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE

I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE

SIZE

INCLUSIVE

JESUS

FUCK

WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO?

IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL

OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT

THERES A KEYSMASH TEE

THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

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xavantina

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

Esmorolda and Corpet

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nicolas-px

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

The last gif lmaaaaaaoooooooo

skelebabie

we are human beings too. SW’s are not below you. give us some respect.

Excuse me, the dancers get a fine if they get touched?!?!?

skelebabie

correct. the fine can be up to $300. so keep your hands to yourself lol

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finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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finehoney

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

love u universe pls do your magic

Amen.

Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

80615 strong so far!

WE BROKE 90 THOUSAND!!!

174,911 MARVEL WOMEN! WE ARE LEGION!

Over 200,000!

277054

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I breathe Marvel.  

Can we get to 300,000?!

Yes, yes we can! Keep reblogging!

Move over and let me school you on Marvel

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Come on we can do better than that. I know there are more of us on this hellsite.

FAN GIRLS…ASSEMBLE!!! @writingfortheavengers @missnerdiness

@always

*killing everybody saying girls like marvel because only the actors are extremely hot, have you seen the female cast of the MCU dude? you’d be fangirling too, and #SorryNotSorry, but Netflix’s series are amazing and enjoyable for everyone*

Heck yeah, I’m here again.  IT’S THAT IMPORTANT. 

Reblogged this before but I need to again

When people tell me women can’t like Marvel

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

repost if you won’t post Endgame spoilers

Please!!! Do NOT spoil anything about Endgame. I want to inforce this is much because of what this movie is, what it means to people, what it means to the actors and people behind the scenes. When the times comes do not post spoilers about Endgame.
I will be seeing it a couple days after it comes out so I personally would greatly appreciate this but I think many other people would too. Thank you.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post