Days get longer now

I think now would be a great time for that

it's beginning to suck a lot like penis

feminist therapist who only diagnoses men with bpd and women with autism

dating apps aren't working. I need to go look confused at a Home Depot

my found family has a new holiday tradition. Each year (this is the second) as we convene for holiday festivities, we nominate and elect a woman of the year to put in this stupid frame we found at a garage sale once

This year's winner: a vibrator that was briefly listed at twelve cents on amazon. She will live in the frame for the next year until the council convenes again.

the first rule of tragedy is to have fun and be yourself. the second is to think about the themes forever and ever

has this made its way over here yet because it's fucking killing me

(i literally dont care about dubbed anime discourse stop complaining in the notes)

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

beauty tips from a 12,000 year old sycamore tree

via

Before covid people would to reply to random images with the word "praxis." now i hit people with my car and dont even stop. i dont even stop

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

im going to explode in the kiln

Official Post of Massachusetts