i love when english subtitles are like [speaking foreign language] thank you that's so helpful
why are all zukka shippers also klance shippers and vice versa?
r/sex might be my favourite subreddit because it not only shows you the most blatant lack of sex-ed sometimes, but also just genuinely batshit questions
Look at what I found today.
University students in the Philippines, who were directed to create their own “anti-cheating” hats to prevent them from looking at their peers’ papers during midterm examinations, came out with unique ideas
Teenagers continue to be the masters of malicious compliance
A lot of Naruto fans in that class
weirdest thing about going from "average height girl" to now "really short guy" is that women really do see me and want to put me in their purse
As a short king i can make distress call that summons nearby MILFS to come rushing over to protect me from circling hawks
The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.
oh I didn’t realize this was a writing prompt
You are joking, but the soundtrack to httyd is considered as one of the most influential classical orchestra creation of our time. With the amound of motives repeating across the whole movie where each motive has multiple variants depending on the plot of the story we are talking about a full 2 hours long symphony that holds a story on its own. If you have seen the movie before, give it a listen as a whole and i guarantee you that you will be able to keep up storywise just by listening to the soundtrack.
Watch this video explaining JUST first 5 minutes of the movie to see what i mean
Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts
how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life
[ID: Two tweets by Cedar. They read: “When Indigenous people say stolen land we don’t mean 500 years ago. In the late 1800s a lumber company had my g+ grandfather tell them stories & asked for an “autograph” on blank paper. They forged a land transfer. It’s a golf course today. This is typical Native family history. Another moment in typical Native family history: Colonizer wanted farmland, said my great+ Aunt’s [farm animal] gored him. Her tribe testified in court, she didn’t even own [that type of animal], no one did. She lost, had to pay fees, her home/land was valued at the exact amount.” End ID.]
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In the dead of night in the late 1800s, free masons came to my family’s land and set fire to their crops, their animals, and their home. My family fled their land out of fear of being murdered and their land was stolen from them. These stories are so commonplace yet colonizers and settlers like to place us in mental museums so they don’t have to face their true colors.
Anonymous asked:
who’s the biggest dilf in atla 👀
i don’t know how this happened. so many people look at me and say “oh thats the dilf artist, she knows about dilfs” all the time, i get messages like “thank you for your dilf service” guys, im a lesbian. i have no real horse in this game, i don’t know what to say, this was never my intention.
anyway, it’s iroh.
aang: youre in his dms, im the reincarnated embodiment of an ancient spiritual force he and his sister broke out of an iceburg. we are not the same
Azula always lies.
saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind!
i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.
everything alright over there champ?
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺
It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!
ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it
“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨
I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.
I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂
It has a buncha colors but these are my faves
Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful
Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning
And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing
@haileyhurts where did you get it?
I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty
@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy
My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time
Same energy
this so precious
She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it
sensitive-ghost-girl
always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad
Twenty years ago, you gave a friend some bad advice, and he was left homeless and penniless. Today, you opened a letter from him with a million-filler check and a note: “Thanks for the advice! You’re a real friend.”