…… for science ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

looks at you with my huge brown eyes. let's touch a hot stove together. Ok?

In belated honor of Splatoon 3 here’s a quick rendition of the time that Grizz plotted to brutally murder me on purpose.

The photo evidence for my court case:

Hero Mode Weapons: Here's the Platinum Motherfucker Supreme 4000 rpm Shooter that lets you wipe out an entire army by yourself.

Online Battle Weapons: Here's a reasonable weapon :) With a subweapon that compliments it nicely :) It's not perfect but in the right hands it's great! :)

Salmon Run Weapons: Here's the Goobschnoozler Piece o' Shit-o-matic. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

When the whole squad doesn't know a damn thing

The funny

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

This is related to the previous post

Jango Fett (2024) Issue 1

hukan (n.): cloak, cape, poncho

Roughly equivalent construction to English “coverall”, or “one which can cover all”. So any garment that achieves that effect.

Strill WIP

Strills are a species of hunting… animal from star wars favored by the Mandolorians and are kind of famous for having a million and a half interpretations of what they look like.  This is my personal headcanon at to the origins and what one breed of ‘domestic’ Strill might look like.

I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what

Art Timelapse of Commander Fox. My style's called yolo because we're just fucking winging it here lmao

General approximation of how my Russian ear heard this scene the first time (and it was perfect):

I’m ready to go wild

that wild son of a gun really loved his salt

zemo: s-soldier? uwu

bucky: i’m ready to go wild

FMA is a perfect manga bc in the scene where Roy Mustang is standing over the grave of his freshly buried best friend, and he puts his hat on his head, and with a single tear rolling down his cheek tells Riza Hawkeye, it’s raining - 

Arakawa could have made it this perfectly poignant moment of Roy telling Riza, with those two words: i’m helpless, my friend is dead, this feels as inexorable and uncontrollable as the weather, and just as the terrible power of alchemy you shared with me which had so much effect on the world around us can be denied by something as simple as rain, so is all my self useless when it comes to what matters - 

but instead, Arakawa had Riza go HUH? NO IT’S NOT 

and roy had to go YES IT IS YOU STUPID BI- 

add this to the moodboard...

stop stretching at the breakfast table its going to kill the captain

reblog to water his bald head

mace in shatterpoint is so good

[Image ID: The two-panel "Call the ambulance! / But not for me!" meme. The old man pulling out the gun has been labeled "mace windu." /End ID]