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“I’m the love of your life??” “I don’t know, I’m still angry at you!”
“You said love of your life?!” “I don’t know what I said!”
😂😂😂 I freaking love these two so much! ❤️❤️ Héctor is so in love with her lol~
punchbuggydragon:
breelandwalker:
irontargaryen:
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.
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Anonymous asked:
(Spoiler starts here) Just so I get this off my chest *clears throat* MARINETTE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT JUST A FRIEND BECAUSE DID YOU SEE HOW THEY DANCED TOGETHER AND HOW ADRIEN DRAGGED HER TO DANCE FLOOR AND HOW HE JUST WENT ALONG WHEN ALYA PUT MARINETTE CLOSER TO HIM?
LEGIT HIS FOND ASS SMILES HE GAVE HER. MHMMM BOI
AND LOOK HOW COMFY HE LOOKS DANCING W HER
HIS EYES ARE LEGIT CLOSED. AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THAT ROOM WERE ALL JUST DANCIN AND CHILL AND ADRIEN GOT SO INTO IT LUSH:UISJSI:UJS
HE MAY NOT BE IN LOVE WITH MARI YET BUT BOY IS CRUSHIN OR AT THE VERY LEAST ATTRACTED TO HER
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aura-and-flames
Always have, always will.
ask-fugi-no-misamac
And I’m proud.
REBLOG NOW.
iceprincessfionna
ALWAYS HAVE. ALWAYS WILL. ALWAYS AND FOREVER. I DON’T CARE ABOUT WHO ARE. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. SO VERY MUCH.
cute-tooth-fairy
We’re all people. And it makes sense, right?
Source: hear-ye-hear-ye
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Alpha/Omega Relationship Headcanons
-An Alpha and Omega being best friends until one day the Alpha asks the Omega out on a date with them, the Omega is super flustered but agrees. The whole time leading up to the date they are really awkward around each other and just turn into blushing messes when they try to talk like they usually do
-The Alpha trying to impress the Omega by taking them somewhere really expensive and classy but it just serves to make them both even more uncomfortable, neither of them know what to talk about and finally the Omega just bursts out laughing because of how ridiculous the whole thing seems, the Alpha joins them and they decide to ditch the restaurant and pick up Chinese food to eat back at the Alpha’s apartment. The relationship just takes off after that
-Cuddles and neck kisses with the Omega all snuggled up on the Alpha’s lap just happily soaking up the affection and comforting scent that comes with it. The Alpha being so content nuzzling into the Omega’s neck and deciding they want to keep this Omega forever
-The Omega always being hit on and complimented by other Alphas but being so wrapped up in thoughts of their own Alpha that they don’t really catch on and end up replying cheerfully to each subtle advance. Their Alpha notices though and after a particular incident where the Omega’s Alpha neighbor asks the Omega to pick something up off the floor and then blatantly stares at their ass when they bend over, the Alpha is quick to growl at the other Alpha and drag their Omega away to start trying to convince them that it’s time that they live together and mate fully
-The first night living together and the little Omega is all curled up on their Alpha’s chest under the cozy blankets and the Alpha gently rubbing their back while the Omega sleepily mumbles about how happy they are and how much they love their Alpha and its just so cute and sweet that the amount of contentment and warmth in the Alpha’s scent is enough to lull the Omega to sleep, purring softly as they snooze
-The first heat together as mates and they are both so nervous and excited, the Omega even allows the Alpha to help build the nest because they love how interested their mate is in the whole process, half the time is spent jumping around and hitting each other with pillows though
-The Omega constantly stealing, and keeping, their Alpha’s hoodies and finally the Alpha takes revenge by taking one of the little Omega’s hoodies and it just barely fits on them but damn straight they will walk around in it all day with a smirk on their face as their Omega is dying of laughter and assuring them “yes dear you look so good in my clothes”
-The Alpha planning a trip for the two of them a few months in advance and they tell the Omega what day they’d be leaving and the Omega just casually clicks their tongue and goes “that won’t work, the baby is due that week” and the Alpha just being “oh right of cour-wait what baby?!” and being so overjoyed when their Omega informs them that they just found out they were pregnant
-As the Omegas belly starts to get bigger the Alpha just falls more and more in love. Constantly doting on the Omega and rubbing their tummy, crooning for their unborn children and joking that their mate is going to resemble a very beautiful whale in the near future. Being so protective that if the Omega needs to leave the house for any reason the Alpha will insist on accompanying them
-Being in the hospital after the two babies are born and the Omega being tired as hell but so happily watching their Alpha sit in the rocking chair crooning softly for the babies balanced against their shoulders as they rock them to sleep
-Being tucked away in the nest back home and the Alpha just laying there watching in adoration as their mate feeds the babies and starts cooing quietly while settling the little pups in next to them and as the Alpha kisses each if them goodnight they are just left wondering in amazement about how their very best friend became the love of their life and the mother of their children and how glad they are that they had the courage to awkwardly ask for that date all that time ago
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Halloween commission for @deaflock. Thank you so much, lovely!
Source: anotherwellkeptsecret
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The things we never say…- part 1
So here it is, the first half of the johnlock comic I’ve been working on for way to long and honestly should look a lot better for the time it took plus john and sherlock look weird but never mind . I would also want to point out i don’t hate Mary, i actually really like her, i just need to move her off to one side for the sake of this comic. Hope you enjoy it at least a little bit.
Apologies for any grammatical or spelling errors for i am dyslexic.
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The things we never say…- part 2
So here it is, the first half of the johnlock comic I’ve been working on for way to long and honestly should look a lot better for the time it took plus john and sherlock look weird but never mind . I would also want to point out i don’t hate Mary, i actually really like her, i just need to move her off to one side for the sake of this comic. Hope you enjoy it at least a little bit.
Apologies for any grammatical or spelling errors for i am dyslexic
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I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.
Happy Easter, everyone!
~ Froggy, your admin
Source: bbcsherlockpickuplines
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John Watson, the Army Doctor (◡‿◡✿)
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