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5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:

1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills

2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

See how keen they are on their “Pro-life” horseshit then.

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

do i deserve back pain at this age

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

Dingo

Also Dingo

danger shiba inu

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

https://www.instagram.com/pbuddhaproject/

this Somali girl gave him the WORK when he tried to pull her hijab Reblog so you can bless every Muslim Woman with these hands

Give it to him

I’m mad he actually tried to throw his hands up back omfg. I hope she’s ok.

Shes been training or something, look at that form… she’s been preparing for a fucker to test her 

Good morning, SMblr! This is an assignment for one of my classes; while this isn’t *exactly* a tech brief, it’s right up my alley. I took a bit of an informal approach, but I want to share in case anyone out there would find this useful/have something to add. This is still a draft. 

Of course, there is more than one way to make a calling script; some people like to set up different columns in the margins and others like the dreaded text boxes…. But this is the way that works best for me, in Word, at least. You can do the same thing in Excel too! 

@stagemanagereej this is the assignment you asked about! What do you think?

As a stage manager I think one of my biggest pet peeves is when a board op takes a cue without my GO 😐

And then when you address it on headset she says "well you took the cue late anyway." In which I replied "The LD and I had discussed the new placement of this cue earlier today which I was to call later on the page. Please wait for my connect time thank you."

*when people talk shit on headset*

SM: Stand by shade… SM: Shade… throw.

When bae says, “Turn that frown upside down and we’ll go get food..”

I actually have so much love for dogs

Seals Are Actually Ocean Puppies.

Myth: Confirmed!

Omg “two moms at brunch”

this is probably the funniest vine i’ve ever seen

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.