Inquisitor Darkhammer gets ahead of himself.

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Drawings from Drawthread 31/8/2020

Commissar dad sleeping with daughter

Krieg-chan watching a Guardsman using a shovel

Sister noviate delivering pizza to pay for schola fees

Canadian goose inquisitor

Tau-chan running with bread in mouth

Smokey the Bear chasing down the Totally Stable Duo with an axe.

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EZ-036 Death Stinger Killer from the Dark “KFD”

Pilot: Captain Anna Thales/Tares

Faction: Eisen Dragoon/Neo-Zenebas

The Death Stinger KFD is a zenebas variant of the original death stinger design, made to be a test model for the new organoid system. It was also given limiters to keep the zoid from going out of control like the original zoid. Due to this it was outfitted with more weapons and sensors to compensate for the loss ib overall power. 10 units were produced but all were eventually destroyed in ZAC 2101. Its unknown how many of the 10 pilots perished, but Anna Thales lost her life, her death credited to Ray Gregg and his Liger Zero of the Helic Republic.

This is awesome news from Australia! Hopefully the other states follow Queensland’s example and ban this horrendous practice 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 

I call this

Churches you could conceivably attend when visiting Kentucky!

First up we have this improbable combination of large animals and geographical features.

Good for them?

Sounds like a fun time

I would say this was a red flag but I’m honest to god not sure what color this flag is.

…???

*inappropriate joke*

Damn straight!

Really unnecessarily badass

When your homophobic family wants to know where you’ve been going to church and you have to make something up off the cuff.

and last but certainly not least…nothing I could add would make this better

I’m not done.

You have to be, to fight off the Presbyterians.

Seems legit!

Uhh

Different strokes for different folks

None sin with left beaver

I Really Don’t Know What to Say to This

They also do cosmetology I’m guessing

This seems somehow incomprehensibly insulting.

Don’t mess with them

A new and somehow even worse denomination arises

Don’t worry if you’re not religious, though! Our state also has other attractions, such as:

and last but certainly not least

This is Neon UMC erasure:

It’s beyond me why they don’t invest in a nice neon sign… hipsters would flood the hills for that photo opportunity.

There is very little Americana I love more than Absolutely Bonkers Small Town Names and The Places In Those Towns Forced To Adopt Them.

The best part is that these all look like the exact same place

And all Equestrian princesses together) Bigger size

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

Yep, every pony have secret place for escaping of real life and Applejack is not exception) Just did one more attempt to draw picture for hour. Bigger Size

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

WOW

WTF

I love science

This is so important.

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U.S.A, I swear these are my neighbors

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Not everyone has the best of lives in every continuity.

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“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

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