the real purpose of ambitions isn’t to plot a character arc or find out deep lore or whatever it’s to read an option and go “I need WHAT. and how much? christ alive.” and then miserably jingle away like the little jester you are to go grind out 3000 squimblies, 250 screechers, and 10 gobbledegooks.
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
explain to me how gears are machined!
wohaohowhao. gears are impossibly difficult to fabricate. way, way beyond what people might expect looking at them. “oh, it is just a shape, it is simple” - imbeciles. morons
this will be VERY LONG and i am doing most of you idiots a favor by putting this here:
my quality of life has improved tenfold ever since i was introduced to breezewiki, a site that exists solely to remove the bloat from fandom.com wikis. no more ads, quizzes, random autoplaying videos, popups, recommended pages from other sites, or discord server member lists. just the wiki. these things are finally readable again
BreezeWiki is SOOOO good! they even have an instruction manual on their site for adding an extension to your browser that will automatically redirect you to the BreezeWiki version of any Fandom link you happen to visit, which has been an absolute game-changer for me. i've literally already forgotten what regular Fandom pages looked like, it's beautiful.
i just discovered today that they ALSO have a function (if you install the auto-redirect extension) that will usually stop you to let you know if a Fandom wiki you're visiting has a non-Fandom alternative you can visit instead. for example i was trying to look up a Zelda thing today and was greeted with this message:
so yeah, love the work they're doing over there! can't recommend BreezeWiki enough. i wish an inevitable and humiliating death to Fandom and i'm very grateful for intrepid heroes like these folks.
What if i just posted all 26 of the Lancer mech memes I've made so far all at once
What if I did that
The Night-Bird’s Feather: Quote of the Day (29/365)
“I admit,” he said, at around eleven, “that I had not expected you to have a giant mechanical spider.”
- from Chapter Four: Valentina and the Vampire
webweaving: “parody and post-truth”
“brief of the onion as amicus curae in support of petitioner,” novak v. city of parma, no. 22-293 (u.s. supreme court, 2022) // goncharov, 1973 dir. martin scorsese // nintendo of america, untitled, twitter (2022) // brentterhune, twitter (2022) // “goncharov movie”, google search (2022) // abe shinzo, “wishing former president trump luck…” twitter (2022) // ninakaina, texts i send my girlfriend, discord (2022) // abandonedabolition, “this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov,” tumblr (2020) via loseremo
“What does Palamedes find sexy?”
“Strong work ethic,” she said eventually. “High test scores.”
Nona said curiously, “Does that hurt Camilla?”
“No, thank God. I’d never do it if it did.”
and he said, “Don’t look back. Whatever you do, don’t look back,” and they huddled their heads together, they rested their heads on each other’s shoulders.
“And I want them to see us. I am not saying this was our inevitable end … I am saying we have found the best and truest and kindest thing we can do in this moment. Tell me no, and we’ll go on as we have been … and we’ll go on unafraid … but say yes, and we will make this end, and this beginning, together.”
“Camilla, we did it right, didn’t we?” Palamedes said, and now Nona knew he wasn’t speaking to anyone else in the universe. “We had something very nearly perfect … the perfect friendship, the perfect love. I cannot imagine reaching the end of this life and having any regrets, so long as I had been allowed to experience being your adept.”
Camilla Hect stared at him stolidly, and then burst into tears. She made very little noise, but the tears were violent anyway; Palamedes took her hands and said in distress, “Cam—dear one—don’t.”
“No,” said Camilla, after an obvious struggle to master herself. “No. I’m crying because … I’m crying because I’m relieved,” she said, frankly mulishly. “I’m relieved … Warden, I’m so relieved.”
“Not long now,” he promised.
“We are one flesh.”
“I am your end.”
“I cannot bear the thought of using you.”
Pause. “Love and freedom don’t coexist, Warden.”
“Camilla, I can’t bear this. I’m eating your life.”
Clack. Pause. “I’d carry you with me either way.”
“Palamedes, what do you think is sexy?”
“Those little outfits nurses wear,” said Palamedes promptly.
💀|Paul proving life really is too short and love too long by being some legendary besties|💀
“Tell me how to do it, and I’ll do it.”
“Go loud.”
You guys seemed to like my old Blaseball crap so here’s the Boston Flowers short circuit players I drew during SC3. Gwen’s stat block says Fridays because she, along with Squid Broom, were supposed to be feedbacked over there and just … refused to go.
CONCEPTUALIZATION — The hanged man behind a hostel. A stoning. The red-headed child. This all seems familiar to you.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Formidable: Success] — This setup is exactly like the opening scene of the film "Goncharov" directed by Martin Scorsese. It won several awards and is considered by many critics to be one of the best mafia cinescopes of all time.
YOU — This is just like Goncharov.
KIM KITSURAGI — Goncharov? What's that?
CUNO — This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov!
DRAMA — He doesn't even know what Goncharov *is*.