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Nohemmy

@sihemmy

Hi, my name is Naomi.
I live in Hogsmeade.
Slytherin.
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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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memewhore

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening real well. i know how you really feel about your so called best friend. i know you are dumping your boyfriend. i KNOW.

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Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing