𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐥𝐨 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
𝐕𝐈 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬
I didn't update them in numerical order so please bear with me.
the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress:
I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG
The Addams family 1964 means a lot to me
also I’m notdayle on IG and on tiktok
Tolkienweek 2022 Day 6: faceless / silhouettes
That murderous and spiteful fictional villain would treat me right
You know when you're looking at a picture and you're like ah okay I'm done looking at this now so you tap the screen to try and close it but then it zooms in and you're like aah! Cause you weren't expecting it and then you tap again and it zooms in Again and then it's like Aah! But slightly more panicked cause now it's like what's happening and then because you're stubborn you try one more time and you tap on that screen and, once more, it zooms in that third time and then it's just like straight spiraling, do I even know my phone? Am I doing the gestures wrong? I didn't want to see this picture that closely now it just feels invasive and it's so much worse if it's a picture of a person cause then you feel rude for recoiling but we're in too deep now lads we've got to keep going so you go for it you tap that darn screen a fourth time and thank goodness when it returns to its normal size and you shamefully s w i p e away to put the picture away anyway I just did this and I'm deeply upset by it
Okay but I've only just noticed that Eddie has a TATTOO OF BATS? On his arm! Poor baby!
things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
- change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
- move the pictures on your wall
- stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
- slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
- change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
- drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
- shower with the lights off, without music
- buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
- start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
- wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
- listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!
The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!
This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!
because-its-warm
ITS BACK!!!!!
god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!
The one about washing in the dark is so. true. I have ocd that’s hygiene focused, by which I mean I can wash the same part of my body a number if times you know just in case I forgot doing what I know I’ve done three times already and since I started washing in the dark it became easier for me to cut down on it. I think it’s because it requires more focus in general.
when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks
situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat
further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.
bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.
as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting "like y'all have NO sense"
personally I stand with frog defender on this issue
#justiceforfroggirl
Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us
Unredeemable to YOU, I on the other hand have very flexible morals
Commission featuring Reylo, the hand touch scene and Pride and Prejudice. DM if you’d like to commission me.