More relatable quotes about life here (via thelovewhisperer)

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

are you a traffic sign because stop

When I was little, the only dresses and skirts that I liked were the “spinnerooni” ones because they are so much fun to play in. After trying to come into myself, I decided to try killing every piece of me that was feminine because I was introduced to this “masculinity requirement” to pass as male and to be “trans enough” in general. For the past year and a half, I’ve been telling a lot of my friends to BREAK THE BINARY and I’m finally at a point where I have started to ease myself into physically expressing the boy inside. I’m very happy about this because I feel like, not only as a transman, but as a transman of color, my community isn’t generally happy about bois that are okay with their “femininity”, but I am finally realizing that I can’t really kill the person that I already am. I shouldn’t stop myself from feeling cute as fuck just because other people might not feel comfortable with it. It will probably take time until I can wear this out and about, but I am proud of myself for being able to put this on and take these pictures and make this post and not care too much about it.

I’m still a KING.

Blake (he/him/his)

[[[Thank you Nat & Kourt for the petticoats]]]

RIP King Blake

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. I don’t do pranks. You don’t have to worry about me posting links to any screamers or anything outrageous and designed to scare you or freak you out. You don’t have to worry about me posting false information to mess with you.

on april 1st

Watching the news in the morning is a good way to raise my blood pressure. Ppl jump to an extra level to make sure whites are labeled misunderstood but as soon as it’s a black guy he’s a dirty thieving thug and if it’s a brown guy he’s a muslim terrorist. I wanna fight BBC news so bad

tbh poor girls who use 2 dollar eyeliner and their fingers to apply eyeshadow and still look good are 100x more impressive than any beauty blogger who has a blush brush that costs more than someone’s cell phone bill

Why are y’all always trying to find ways to pit women against each other with this foolish middle school shit like it’s some sort of competition bye

i wonder how it feels not to be stressed.

when jay z asks “whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” i think to myself “…no more student debt… moved out… dream car…” jay z if 50 grand is nothing to a motherfucker like you feel free to send it to a motherfucker like me

all I want is a chocolate bar and listen to Thomas Sanders tell me jokes to cheer me up

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business. *Hands you chocolate*

I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart

what about the mineral 

So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay couple….which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and no mom.

This kid is going to own at the ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ game.

"(Y/N), why are you curled up into a ball?" I groan only to feel an intense cramp go through my hips. I form into a smaller ball only to be uncurled and pulled against Taylor’s chest. His fingers massage my painful muscles earning in them starting to relax. “Ugh, being a girl sucks.” “Yes, it...