the fact that i am attracted to men after seeing how they act in public bathrooms is evidence that sexuality is not a choice. also, the fact that i still am willing to transition knowing it means i have to use men's public restrooms for the rest of my life is evidence that gender is also not a choice.
Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem
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LMFAOOOO I’m glad I looked those words up bc this is funny af
in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit
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not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing
I too want to live in a world where the unsoliticed sexual advances of men are punished by feeding them to a hyena.
“In every tree lives a forest of spells waiting to enchant the Earth” ~tree magic by victoria pettella @hiddenportal
Source: novice-at-play
to rid yourself of embarrassment
Do you have some things you could stand to forget? Did you piss in the file cabinet at your friend’s fraternity house? Did you try to make a self-deprecating joke at a party and have it fall flat and make things extremely uncomfortable? Or did you say “you, too” when the ticket guy at the movie theatre said “enjoy the movie”? Well, whatever your sin is, boy, do I have a spell for you!
So here’s what you’re gonna do, to put all those horrible gaffes behind you once and for all:
- Gather coconut oil, bath or shower products containing coconut/eucalyptus/oatmeal/any other purifying essences, a pen and paper, a fireproof dish, and lavender incense.
- Take a bath or shower with the products you chose. Let the water cleanse you of all the psychic dirt you may be carrying.
- When you get out, moisturize with coconut oil. Feel it renewing your body and your spirit. Take some deep, cleansing breaths.
- Dry off and sit somewhere quiet. Taking the pen and paper, make a list (definitely doesn’t need to be exhaustive) of some embarrassing things you’d like to forget. Fold the paper twice. On the outside, write ‘I AM CLEANSED’.
- Set the paper on fire and let it burn in the fireproof dish. Make sure it burns completely down to ash.
- Go out and scatter the ashes far from your home. Spin around three times before making the trip back.
- When you get home, light the lavender incense. Waft it over your body and space, to cleanse yourself of the residual negative energy. You’re absolved of your embarrassment….. at least, until the next time you may misstep in a social situation. :l Cheers!
Draught of Peace 🕊️
A drinkable spell to be used to get rid of worries and make one feel at peace
A modern take on the Draught of Peace from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
“Today we will be mixing a potion that often comes up at Ordinary Wizarding Level: the Draught of Peace, a potion to calm anxiety and soothe agitation. Be warned: if you are too heavy-handed with the ingredients you will put the drinker into a heavy and sometimes irreversible sleep, so you will need to pay close attention to what you are doing.”
Ingredients needed:
🕊️ A type of soothing tea, such as Earl Grey or Chamomile
🕊️ Honey (for sweetness and prosperity)
🕊️ Cinnamon (for stability and soothing warmth)
🕊️ Blankets, a movie, a nice, warm shower, or whatever else you need to feel more relaxed
Steps:
🕊️ Brew/make the tea
🕊️ Add the honey and stir counterclockwise as you focus your intent and think about what is worrying you. Picture the worry draining out of you with each counterclockwise stir
🕊️ Add the cinnamon and stir clockwise four times for stability and a grounded nature. Picture calm energy filling the tea with each clockwise stir
🕊️ Drink up and enjoy! Relax as you do whatever you need to feel completely at peace
Feel free to reblog!
“Perhaps the problem is not the intensity of your love, but the quality of the people you are loving.”
— Warsan Shire
Source: quotemadness.com
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me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her
Summa yall in the notes aren’t even ugly you just have zero charisma and no personality. Ugly people can get play easily IF they have charisma. Gotta work on that self-esteem hunties!!! 😴
My favourite math fact is that 0.9999999.. is equal to 1. Exactly. Not approximately. Not as a rounded number. 0.9999 (recurring) is exactly 1.
Question. How the fuck does that work?
I tried explaining it here:
Here’s another perspective on why .999... repeating is exactly equal to 1.
For any two distinct real numbers, we can always find a rational number strictly between them, i.e. that rational number must be able to be expressed as a terminating decimal or a repeating decimal. To be clear, that rational number is strictly between the two values; it is not allowed to be equal to either.
Suppose k is a rational number strictly between 1 and 0.9999.... If this is possible, then, I can write k exactly as either a decimal with finite digits, or I can write k as a repeating decimal. The problem is, there are no decimals with finite digits between 1 and 0.999... , and there is no way to write a repeating decimal that is greater than 0.999... and still less than 1. Either way, a k strictly between 1 and 0.999... does not exist. The only way this can be true is if those two numbers are not actually distinct. That is to say, 1 = 0.999.....
i truly appreciate how math seems like it’s this infallible always-true only-one-answer thing, when in reality math is just like:
Not to be gay but if a handsome boy were to seduce me.... well.... i wouldn't be opposed to that shit at all
I’m dying, look what my brother just sent me from my house
Evidence:
Suspect 1: John (dog)
Evidence: is dog, can chew
Counter evidence: Has never yet demonstrated that he knows what toys or chewing is
Suspect 2: Cal (grey cat)
Evidence: Entitled lazy asshole, gives no shits
Counter evidence: Entitled lazy asshole, gives no shits
Suspect 3: Davesprite (orange cat)
Evidence: Is predator, can kill, will kill
Counter evidence: Is cat, can’t chew, can’t kill?
A new suspect enters the fray: Roomba
!!!
The roomba and John are in the closet together
I sense cahoots
My 3 yo experienced her first harassment from a boy at preschool, and we’re all feeling tired. We’re talking to her teacher about it - we’re building her confidence to say No. It’s time to change the way we treat casual harassment. Let’s teach our kids what isn’t appropriate to do to other people, while they are still kids! Love you all Mayticks
Go head karate mom
