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where do i start lmfaoo

me.

me: i dont believe in god 

me when im home alone and i hear a scary noise: 

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?

EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?

when your bestfriend starts becoming bestfriends with other people

If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

wait

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

Actually, I think that depends on species? Like, New Mexico whiptail lizards are an entirely female all-parthenogensis all-the-time species, but Komodo dragon parthenogensis always results in males because their chromosome determination is different.

So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.

Tumblr, asking the real questions

Raptor Jesus born of a Raptor virgin.

Merry Christmas, y'all.

Tamara Rojo in “wow i actually found a decent photo by looking at the ballet tag”

How embarrassing

Let her have her moment of fame

Muslims protect Christians in Kenya bus attack

According to the BBC, gunmen ambushed a bus in Kenya, attempting to divide those on board based on religion. However, the Muslim passengers reportedly refused to split. More information on the deadly attack and act of bravery.

@cassbasstumbles

“i’m black and i’m not offe—”

this post has been goin strong for nearly two years & i made that gif btw

Reblog this with overused captions

Me

Same

Spread this like wildfire

once more for the people in the back

I’m the person in the back

friendly reminder that this exists

he was a boy, she was a girl, could i make it anymore heteronormative

Study

(Acrylic on canvas)