mahlainen

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

Hog-Nosed Bat aka Bumblebee Bat

goo goo ga ga tbh

hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

wheres that weird better call saul promotional that was just a picture of mike that said like

“soon”

what’s the point of music if it doesn’t sound a little gross

i love you disgusting breakdown. i love you sweaty guitar solo. i love you bassline in your stomach. i love you dirty drum fill. i love you gasped breaths caught in the mic. i love you spit from screaming. i love you guttural growl. yuck

God didn’t give me a dick because he knew that shit would constantly be hard and throbbing.

i think im just not cut out for honest political discourse im more of a terrorist 

the blurred out tats 

movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

tumblr keeps recommending gay pornography to me

gotta give em credit. i do like gay pornography.