me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

i made a whump wheel

want to beat up a character but don't know how you wanna do it? same here, friend. behold, the whump wheel! it currently has 60 different prompts/tropes on it and is ready for use! 🎉 i...love this thing. it is wonderful for writing exercises. (if you wanna know what's on it before using it, take a peak at the screenshot below)

Okay, first of all: it is not at all surprising that tumblr is into this beef. at least half of being in fandom is beefing constantly, and the levels of haterdom that Kendrick Lamar has achieved are...... truly impressive and a little bit scary.

this is gonna be messy and not comprehensive but i've been thinking about this for like a week and there's just so much....... context. there's layers to this shit.

so let's start at the beginning.

reblog to have sex with this lawn mower

[ID: a tweet by a. (@/brownboklit) reading:

this can't be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school

10:53 PM 11 Oct 20 /end ID]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

I just want to say that tumblr glitched and did this while I was trying to make this post:

Because I could foresee them all blindly voting for the one option they've heard of and skewing the vote towards Toys R Us unfairly. 😔

it's strooping absolute wafel