its 5 in the morning and i made an RPG

Back. Better than ever (no im not).

have you ever wanted to play a homeless street wizard? What about a fighter/bouncer with a sword? perhaps a tiefling out for blood with a walkman?

That's right baby: I made a TTRPG specifically for that.

If it receives enough attention, i'll be giving it more content than it has right now, which is not a lot considering its proof-of-concept status.

You can find it here:

also help me out here and get this to people to see thanks

why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

You can tell people who use "unalive" didn't grow up with Fox Kids, otherwise they'd say "destroy" like a normal person.

*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?

idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.

also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts

she did warn him

Part 197 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

we need a valentine’s day for hating people

I need someone to hand me a pitch black hallmark card letting me know they’ve never felt such burning rage at another’s existence before they met me

I need someone to deliver me a bouquet of thirteen dead roses, with a tag on the ribbon that’s just a picture of a bullet

I send my hate-crush (need to workshop a catchy term for that!) a rotting fish carcass inside of a heart-shaped box with a tag that says “you’re a flop :P”

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

stop lmfaoo

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

Good

not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it's getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.

This is the first thing you can see on the project2025.org website

This is being organized by The Heritage Foundation. A right wing organization that worked with Trump during his presidency.

For more information here’s a video that goes in depth about it https://youtu.be/9k3UvaC5m7o?si=ef6LxmOit5txAhyt

Remember to not panic and stay informed!

Reminder also that their definition of "radical left" is primarily people who are accepting of gender identity, desire any tightening of even one gun regulation, want to combat police corruption in any way, and don't want a border wall.

Hey, it would be a SHAME if I were to REBLOG THIS and let MORE PEOPLE see it!

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from

so I had to immediately go and pull this other amazing figure from the paper, which is "THE HEXAGON" a device with six rooms for fruit flies to have sex in and a central room for a fruit fly to observe six couples having sex at once

In light of recent solar/lunar events

I MADE THIS IN 2017 DURING THAT ECLIPSE AND NOW IT’S RELEVANT AGAIN

beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut

Just so everyone is aware because I didn’t realize at first,

OP MADE THIS TABLE AND IT IS SICK AF

i do feel like the person who voted for jake on the what will iotas favorite animorph be poll deserves some sort of points even if he's not technically my favorite because i do really like him. i think of him often

the catchy but not quite technically accurate pitch of jake as a character is "if brian laborn was the younger sibling"

the significantly more accurate and funnier pitch is that jake is this but in reverse

"before this night is over the casualties will be piled high and some of you standing here right now will be dead and I don’t care because we are going to win. is that clear?" says powerful, revered warrior-prince 16yo who would have been milquetoast, unremarkable love seat salesman in another life

I FORGOT THAT MARCO EXPLICITLY SAYS THIS ABOUT JAKE IN ONE OF HIS BOOKS