Man was not meant for the open ocean. The blank, featureless horizon, the storm-wracked surface, the inky unplumbed depths. The ocean is a vast desert of water poisoned with salt, a perversion of the sweet, fresh water we hold so dear. The ocean remembers when life first abandoned it all those eons ago, and it has not forgotten those who left it's grip for the freedom of land. Remember, each wave knocking at the hull of your ship is a reminder that you are no longer welcome here in this kingdom of brine and darkness.
A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
whys this a bulk reblog
3 for 1 deal
I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
you people will reblog anything
voiced it <3
the halberd was developed by octopi to easily destroy the lobsters armour
Do not use super soakers filled with urine on our police vehicles
drive through (animated version of THIS snapcube post! :D)
i thought the audio was too silly not to grab hold of my brain and make me make something out of it
posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again
You wouldn’t understand
is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com
This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"
This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
Gradually getting more bland and cookie cutter
Shoutout to whoever picked a golf to use for this infograph, because it’s probably an intentional reference to the “Harlequin” golf, which as you can see by comparing the modle to the infograph, is unfortunately a relic of the time when colors were winning.
I get it. I understand why AI is a threat to people who work in the film industry. I would watch 15 seasons of this
Chun Li has had a hell of a week, but at least she's in good company~
Okay, so for those wondering, earlier in the week there was a Street Fighter 6 tournament, and the Tournament Organizer forgot to disable his nude Chun Li mod...😅
Oh, and the tournament was streamed 😬
Tifa is there because something something Italian parliament iykyk