This was funnier in my head
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If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly
Oh my god, these world class fencers are having a LIGHTSABER DUEL.
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good shit gOOOD SHIT
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this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield
i literally cannot stop thinking about this post
Who was your bisexual awakening and why was it Ardeth Bay from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)
literally illegal and a crime against me personally (which is the worst kind of crime) for a man to be that perfect
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it was Evelyn Carnahan (later, O’Connell) from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)
Ardeth Bay provided some very helpful contributions, however, it must be said.
May I offer Brendan Fraser from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)?
I had a crush on allllll 3 of them ngl. I watched at a later date than most being smol at the time of release but it stands
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On their way to bi your sexuality