pov: you are a gun soldier

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

You cannot forget this.

Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!

This is one of my FAVORITE things right now.

Source

found the full track by the video maker!

OH MY GAWD

(adding it in the body of the post cuz I like watching this way)

Thank you titimylove!

tru wuv.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

look at this neat doritos i got

HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!

bwaaaah

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

Oh they'd be best friends with the Kereru, NZ's drunk bird.

Godzilla: I’m Sowwy

Mechagodzilla: I’m sowwy

Ghidorah: We’re Sowwy

Hedorah: I am holding this press conference to tell you that I’m awesome and also fuck all of you.

world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

I think is a good time to repost this here. This is from 2020. Im also planning to make something similar but this time from tears of the kingdom! Hope you guys are having fun with the game💕

Happy Piccolo Day!!

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.

and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses.

well I don’t have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they’re guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those?

I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we’re using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago.

it’s fuckin wonderful, is what it is.

Ea-nasir has been dead for 4700 fraudy fraudy years.

I can’t tell y’all as a person who studies Sumeria and knew about him before it was cool how fucking weird it is that Ea-Nasir is now a meme.

As much as I love Ea-nasir being a meme, there is something else displayed in the assyriology section of the British Museum near the Complaint tablet to Ea-nasir that I think is just as meme-worthy

Let me introduce to you to five clay model dogs found beneath a palace doorway at Nineveh. They guard against devils and demons and are modelled after real dogs that lived there over 2650 years ago

Their names are Loud is his bark!, Biter of his foe!, Don’t think, bite!, Catcher of the enemy! and Expeller of evil!

and I love them

Don’t think, bite! is my quarantine persona

My corgis are petitioning to change their names to Loud Is His Bark! and Expeller of Evil.

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

Unmute !

Astronomy I-

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Fun fact about archeology!

if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

best dynamic. you agree

this person won. go home everybody