my most antitheist opinion is that hell is like. a cartoonishly evil thing to believe in and insanely abusive to teach children about

"No, I didn't threaten my children with torture if they disobeyed me, I just told them that an omniscient force forever watching their every move would torture them eternally if they ever disobeyed me!"

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

you guys werent supposed to actually drink this

he's right. it can be possible

anyone who calls themselves cistrans or straightgay or lesboys or gaygirls is awesome actually. shoutout to people with contradictory labels fr

freaky queers & pups & kittens & leather lovers & bears who paint their nails & gnc kinksters & weirdos & transfem truck freaks & trashy transmascs & people who can't describe themselves accurately & people with weird pronouns & drag queens & drag kings & weird furries my heart goes out to you and i love you happy pride

being a pony would suck like what if my cutie mark is something stupid or it represents a previous aspiration of mine from when i was younger but it no longer accurately reflects my current state of being nor my passions or ideals as the self is ever changing or like what if it clashes with my mane colour

real actual text i just got today that caused me to laugh loud enough to disrupt two of my girlfriends’ video chats with people

(Source)

If u dont fuck with fat bitches kill yourself for real

Gay/ace people: guess I'll die

yep that’s exactly what I meant

friendly reminder that if you're in your 20s and don't have your cutie mark yet then you're broken, you're a failure. and you're not going to make it

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”