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@sianyde

Call me Silas | agender ace and autistic | they/them | I don't tag most things but if you ask I will | dni: truscum/terfs/"anti-antis"/exclusionists

shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)

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People use intersex people as arguments against transphobes but I'm actually intersex and look like it and I only bring up the fact that I'm cis to win arguments. Its way stronger than saying intersex people exist to a bigot, they don't care. As soon as women are supposed to be a specific way, I'm simply a cis woman. What's up? Women are supposed to have hips and an ass and perky tits and no ass hair and no full beard? Weird, cuz I'm a cis woman and I definitely don't pass. Wait, you're saying I'm not a woman?? I thought you didn't want ppl to be trans, why are you forcing me out of my assigned gender???? Just because I don't want to take hormones and get electrolysis (notoriously transgender activities) doesn't mean I'm not a woman. "You should just shave" ummm shaving your face is a man activity, ma'am. Stop trying to make me act like a guy 💀

Pls note that every gendered stereotype I just listed was done so in jest to mock the hypothetical bigot I'm addressing. Millions of cis women shave their faces or get more permanent hair removal bc millions of us grow facial hair, we just aren't allowed to. Just in case this post breaks containment lmao

Cinderella feels ripe for a Trans retelling.

Abused and neglected, but in a transphobic way this time. So the family might be willing to buy new clothes for her etc, but only mens clothes. So she's forced to wear her stepsisters old clothes if she wants to dress the right way for her. Cinderella could be her chosen name, with something else as her dead name that her family still use.

The transformation would play as normal, but it'd be extra special because it'd be the first time or first time in a long time she'd be supported to be who she is, and that her appearance reflects who she really is. Not saying Magic HTR or anything would happen, but certainly all the hair, makeup, and clothes etc.

The prince, will of course still fall for her, and search for his mystery woman. The glass slipper tests would play out much the same, but with the delightful irony that the cis sister can't wear their trans sisters shoe after forcing her to wear all their old clothes for so long.

But yea, a trans Cinderella getting her happy fairy tail ending would just be interesting and nice I think.

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weird that they called it the "great" war when frankly it seems like it sucked shit

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doing my "what's so great about this war anyway?" bit for the 20th time of november 1916 in the trenches one of the men under my command loses it and tries to stab me with his bayonet my right-hand man wrestles him down and I have him publicly executed for mutiny by an improvised firing squad the next day

The butch lesbian/trans man "funky printed button down" stereotype is true but you must understand that the men's section of so many clothing stores is a bleak and miserable place. Clothing manufacturers are simply convinced that no one who wears men's clothes wants anything besides the most boring outfits possible. Often stripes are the most exciting it gets. If you want to wear clothing designed for men but happen to like "color" and "joy" in your life then often the funky printed button down or the hawaiian shirt are simply your only options, especially off the clearance rack.

Also if the above is you, I highly recommend @morningwitchy and @carmico 🙏🩵🩵

not to be a Brand and plug myself here but since i was tagged: i, nonbinary, make funky button downs in fun patterns that many have described as gender affirming/euphoric :^) they come in unisex sizing xs-4XL, 100% cotton, with button on the hips for extra room! also, i have tees/pants/jackets to match.

i wanna add @mayakern is doing button ups now and has preorders going on! and @irrel has some fun dnd themed button ups!

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aww thank you! glad to be in good company, i adore all the artists tagged :’)

i’ve only just started my first foray into button up territory, but i have preorders open until march 31st! sizes XS-6X, polyester spandex blend, with extra hidden closures in the bust region to prevent gaping

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horses going to the locker rooms after a harrowing battle in which their riders all died from spears to the head and theyre like whipping eachother playfully with the towels and squirting water at eachother

[id: a post and a reply. the post reads, ‘What if we took a 160 acre golf course and repurposed it for housing and saved 95% of all the trees? Now you have 40,000 people living on two future light rail stops with a wonderful tree-lined dense walkable neighborhood’. attached to the post is two images, one being an aerial view of a giant golf course, the other being an edited version of the first image with boxes to outline where houses would be placed. i think. 

[the reply reads, ‘men if you want a surefire way to get girls just petition your government to turn golf courses into mixed use developments w/ affordable housing it works every time’. end id.]