Someone take amazon prime away from me
do you have a girlfriend ?
I have anxiety
"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York."
Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.
I’m so fucking sorry to take this out of the tags but mine is Final Destination 2:
“You can’t cheat death twice.”
I’m so fucking scared lmaooo
Well, depending on how you count it, it’s either “there are some places in the universe you don’t go alone” or “help me. Please, help me.”
So that’s reassuring.
In 1992 a battleship's been sabotaged by nuclear pirates out to steal its warheads. Now, surrounded by terrorists, a lone man stands with a deadly plan of attack.
No data available for the week of my birth. Odd.
Independence day.. "the question of weather or not were alone in the universe has been answered"
NEW GIRL | 5x13 - “Sam, Again”
“I think people would be happier if they admitted things more often. In a sense we are all prisoners of some memory, or fear, or disappointment—we are all defined by something we can’t change.”
— Simon Van Booy
Happy Holidaze y'all 😙🎄💨
Bats illuminated by lightning
That’s about as Halloween as it gets….
Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!
100% ready to get my spooky on
Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!
If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children
Me: is this job really worth it????
My bills:

i love this girl KEJSKDJSK
You forgot the best one!
This is Beebinch!!! She’s on Instagram twitter and tiktok and she does incredible work. Give her a follow you won’t regret it
Seriously y’all she’s got some stellar cosplay going on
Wow, really Tumblr!!!😒
my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water
at least he's having fun???
“Bravery doesn’t always look like you think it will. And it’s never too late to stand up for the right thing.”
— Brandy Colbert, Little & Lion
As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.
“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.
“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”
- Albert Einstein



