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Bingus

@shyymin

Dee/23/They/Them
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pukicho

Bugs don’t get trapped in resin like they used to. Now everything is woke.

hey uh i for onr am very glad bugs dont get trapped in resin anymore actually i think thats a very good thing

You would think that

Commie

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you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

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sadbenedict

mafia au again!! thank you for all feedback!!! \(≧▽≦)/

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samijen

happy birth monsieur neuvillette 🥺🥺🥺

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ohnogodpls

Bad hair day

Transcribed: ["Can you stop staring at him ass?" "M.. What? Ah yeah no... about that"

"Have you ever noticed that he has this one strand of hair not in place?" "No, no I have not. I don't stare at his behind as shamelesly as you" "I can't get over it. Some poor melusine spent so much time doing his hairI will just fix it quickly"

"Oh, Your Grace, I was just about to-"]

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absaart

Me, seeing a beautiful gay photo, "Oh I'll make a quick study/wriolette !" hm, maybe not so quick 👀

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rizsnt

so are we being normal about them or what