Shynaruk

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇

omg hiiiiii /🦅

This was my best post actually

Hydroluminescence

(c) gifs by riverwindphotography,July 2023

Kidd Gorgeous - Nightfish 

by urbex_et_prestige

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

changing every “i should have known better” to “i know better now”. i will not judge past versions of me through the lens of who i am now.

'based on a true story' was the funniest horror marketing trope for a while we need to bring it back. big fan of a lack of need to specify how much and what parts. i love when words mean anything

the world needs to see this tag

changing every “i should have known better” to “i know better now”. i will not judge past versions of me through the lens of who i am now.

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did

oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

Paul Permeke