gender conforming but the gender i'm conforming to is lesbian
you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
I uhhh got a little carried away
dark cottagecore. there's been a candle shortage
cottage academia. you were homeschooled
academiacore. you are pickling your term paper
dark solarpunk: normal solarpunk when it's cloudy outside
houg-deactivated20210418
Without butches the universe would literally become unstable and collapse, rendering time and space meaningless and garbled. So be grateful
Guerrilla Girls 1991
[Image ID: a poster reading:
“Q. What’s the difference between a prisoner of war and a homeless person?
A. Under the Geneva Convention, a prisoner of war is entitled to food, shelter and medical care.”
Between the question and answer is a black and white photo of a police officer disturbing a homeless person with a baton. The homeless person is lying down on a bench.
The bottom of the poster reads “a public message from Guerrilla Girls - 532 LaGuardia PI. #237, NY 10012”. /End ID]
i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now
It is 1880s America, you are about to spawn as a Historically Significant White Guy. Choose a class:
TROUBLEMAKING FRONTIER PREACHER
- Special Power: Good Christian. Your vague adherence to American protestantism will ensure that law enforcement does not bother you whatsoever.
- Victory condition: Fuck enough of your followers wives to start an inbred theofascist micronation.
MANICALLY AMBITIOUS CON ARTIST
- Special Power: Basic Literacy. You're poor, but you know how to read. They'll never expect it. You may forge literally any document and it will be believed 100% of the time.
- Victory Condition: Steal enough money to fuck off to Latin America. A Spanish speaking nation might as well be the moon to your debtors.
EUROPEAN NOBLE FAILSON
- Special Power: Colonial Wealth. Your funny accent, foppish dress, and noble title, will make any American think you are totally good to buy it on credit.
- Victory Condition: Become the boytoy to the wife of some borderline-gangster politician and save up enough political capital to run for office and get addicted to opium.
DOOMED FRONTIER EXPLORER
- Special Power: How The Fuck Are You Alive. Your freakish diet of pork, whiskey, and maple syrup, makes you entirely immune to all physical injury and disease. Somehow.
- Victory Condition: You have one mission, and one mission only. You need to piss off some completely friendly natives. You need to piss them off so bad they leave your stupid ass to starve in a food forest they've been cultivating for literally thousands of years.
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
princesspornstar
damn bitch get it together
floating-head
megadethzenbu
She’s a Darklord now too
This what my phone translates the last card to
hey guys guess what
her old friends joined her
smooththegoofyshark
Good for them fuck shit up ladies
I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names.
Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides.
This is what peak polyamory looks like.
for the first few cards all i could think was “heaven forbid women do anything”
a decorated general wearing dozens of medals and ribbons but when you go closer you realise that every single one is a pronoun pin
honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.
and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.
every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has
tumblr:
John Wojtowicz poses at the Brooklyn branch Chase Bank that he robbed in 1972 in an attempt to fund sexual reassignment surgery for his lover.
I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason…
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
sandsonbroadway
went to college and came back wrong
the hours hand of an analogue clock moves 360 degrees in 12 hours, so 1 degree per 2 minutes. 1 arcminute is the amount it moves in 2 seconds. 1 arcsecond is the amount it moves in 1/30 seconds.
the anomalous precession of the perihelion of mercury is 43 arcseconds per century and that was calculated and measured in the 19th century. that is, 19th century astronomers could calculate and measure the year-to-year change in an angle with a precision on the order of what the hours hand moves in one one-hundreth of a second.
"einstein showed newton was wrong" sir isaac newton was more right about gravitation than you have been about anything in your life
