Batcat + Cruel Summer
And I scream for whatever it's worth
I love you ain't that the worst thing you've ever heard
She looks up grinning like a devil
Butch gets reverse hate crimed, every queer person within a 100 mile radius commits violence against him.
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“I admit that killing you killed a part of me.” 😐😑😐😑😐😑😐
Also Ed: *tries to kill him again anyway*
"Straight white mens jobs are being stolen by minorities" is actually a statistical error. Butch Gilzean, who gets his job stolen by minorities 10,000 times a day, is an anomaly and should not have been counted.
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I think Butch's birthday is July 1st and I think pride month ages him 10 years emotionally
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 59
Constantine: Was your offspring planned or a mistake?
Lois: ... Planned, sort of.
Constantine: Really? I've never understood the desire to procreate.
Lois: That's probably a good thing.
Constantine: I mean, children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.
Lois: Mmh.
Constantine: Oh! Um, yours is fine. I mean, nothing to crow about. But nothing too embarrassing either, so that's quite good, isn't it?
Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 191
Oswald: Ed gives people the thumbs down instead of flipping them off in the car. He reports that the thumbs down makes people even more mad.
Lucius: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for... times new ramen.
Bruce: I sent this to Selina and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.
Ed: Lee...with handcuffs. Interesting.
Jim: Harvey's bare ass.
Ed: ... Well played.
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 190
Lee: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for... times new ramen.
Ed: I sent this to Oswald and he got so mad at me he sent me an audio recording of him yelling.
Barbara, dancing in the club: You guys ever think about dying?
Ed: I'm not upset.
Lucius: Ed, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples.
Ed: Why should they be happy?!
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 58
Diana: Men be like I'm bilingual I speak English and over women.
Selina: Duchess demon habit number five hundred: stealing ice cubes from drinks and then coming to show me.
Ivy: Don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you.
Harley: That's how they get you, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden.
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 57
Edward: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Ivy: What's up your ass this morning?
Oswald, walking in: Hey.
Ivy: Nevermind.
Bruce: I had a crazy dream that there wouldn't be a cow's A-S-S in my face when I'm eating my breakfast.
Damian: I know what that spells.
Duke: Ass.
Damian: Ass.
Damian: Father. A-
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 189
Hallucination Ed/Riddler: Why can't you accept he might be feeling good, honest love?
Ed: Because I wanted that Oswald! I wanted the him who would do anything for me, instead of controlling and hurting me to have me. Why does Martin get that Oswald?
Ed: If Oswald Cobblepot has truly changed, that means he was always capable of change... but I just wasn't worth changing for.
Barbara: I would never abuse substances, I love substances.
Tabitha: I stay awake at night because I don't even know what my favorite color is and I'm afraid I don't have a real personality.
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 188
Ed: Wow, this is really fucked up of you guys. You hate gay people.
Harvey: You go fuck your face! No, I don't hate gay people. I hate this gay person!
Harvey: Okay, that sounds bad...
Ed: I'm just gonna let you dig your own grave.
Ed: Do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Oswald: You know what- hey, you're the one who rejected me, remember?
Ed: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I don't love you!
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I don't get the hate the shipname nygmobblepot gets. Yeah it sounds a bit complicated but imagine if it was edwald or osward instead. That would be worse.
I'm gonna spread the edwald agenda because of this post
DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 56
GCPD Officer: Hey, wanna take this stuff and blame the bat kid?
Jim: *sighs* You're under arrest.
Harley: Between my brains and your brawn, I'd say we make a pretty good team.
Jason: We do. Although technically I have both brains and brawn.
Harley: True, but I have the personality and the winning smile so...
Jason: *chuckles*
Harley: Was that a laugh? Did I make you laugh, Red Hood?
Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 187
Lee: Then you turn on the TV and there's pictures of straving kids in the streets of Gotham.
Ed: How does that make you feel, Oswald?
Lee: Lee.
Ed: Lee?
Lee: Yes, my name is Lee.
Jim: You're the only person I can trust.
Oswald: Oh sweetheart, you don't break into my house then talk to me about trust.
Harvey: He's got a gun... it's pointed at my dick. Jim, it's pointed at my dick! Jim!
Jim: Would you rather it was pointed at your face?
Harvey: I know it makes no sense, but yes.
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 186
Ed: But you jumped in front of it anyway.
Oswald: Yes. And I would do that again, and again. Don't you know that?
Edward: *jumping on Ed*
Ed: Oswald! If you don't come get this dog from jumping on me, I swear I'll go home to Jim's wife!
Oswald: I literally never wanna be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Everyone knows Jason's famous final words were "I really hope Dick gets my superman autograph, I'd want him to have it, he was always a bigger superman fan then me, please Dick if you can hear me, steal my superman autograph." Dick was just trying to honour Jasons dying wish