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9 ways to tell if a man is lying
he is
what is this
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
funny story
around age 7-8, I went “camping” with my best friend, her mom, and my older sis. so the first night we go to a lil separate, public bathroom cabin. I finished getting ready and waited on porch for the rest of my crew, and was leaning forward against against the railing, where the ground was a few feet below the porch. It’s very dark and I see a figure standing on the ground really still, so I figured it was a lil wooden statue I hadn’t noticed before. after a minute of waiting, I see the statue tip forward slightly so I instinctively grasp around its head to prevent it from falling. turns out it was actually a teenage girl standing there texting, and I didn’t see the light from her phone. so she slowly turns around and I slowly let go of her head, and silently with wide eyes and a red face, receded back into the bathroom. I still laugh so hard at my awkwardness and wonder if she tells this story.
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National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck
actually thought about doing this for a profession..
Jeanette Winterson, from Gut Symmetries (via lifeinpoetry)
Elizabeth Chandler, Kissed by an Angel (via hqlines)
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Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via hqlines)
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