So, so tired

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

This would 100% work on me

They are so right

had a guest appearance on the last stream :3

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

reblog to make a terf big mad

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved

My girlfriend spent like 5 minutes pretending to install a new GPU in me because I mentioned that the idea of her opening me up and upgrading me (robot girl) was kinda hot. I’m in love and it was honestly really nice..

Fucking just got my arm upgraded and a full diagnostic check done by her and she’s started narrating the things she’s doing and ugghgdfhrsgudd

I hit my back on something and she helped repair me to make me feel better and I just affvhdrgh

She’s been getting more elaborate with each time she does it. She’s not only narrating but now she’s doing sound effects too. I think I’m developing lore for the activity. I don’t know how I went this long without this

august.21.2023

class: dream

I'm on a skytrain playing around with shapes and cartoon figures with my mind into reality while there is some water on board, and on the next stop the character Happy Chaos comes on and sits down next to me and starts talking to me, and I feel flustered.

While walking, there is a man wearing the "horse meme head" while riding on a skateboard, and I watch him. I look at other people walking around too and they don't stop and stare at him or anything because in this reality anyone is free to dress and look however they want so nothing is out of the ordinary and no one is going to stare at anybody for choosing how to look.

I keep watching the man on the skateboard and he tries to do a trick but the skateboard gets away so he has to retrieve it and I'm watching because I do wonder how hard or easy it would be to wear a full-head mask like that and trying to see properly while on a skateboard.

pick one. this is your new roommate

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Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

strange take but "thoughtcrimes aren't real even with your trans loved ones/friends and you can't hurt them just by thinking wrong somehow" and "you need to make an effort to change the way you mentally perceive your trans loved ones/friends because if you let yourself just see them as their birth gender in your mind, OR even just start mentally sorting them as 'AFAB/AMAB', you are much more likely to fuck up in your language and behavior" are things that can and should coexist

I LITERALLY SHAVED YESTERDAY WHY DO I HAVE HAIR BACK ALREADY

Immersive gaming

five nights at freddy's

OBSESSED with the implications of this

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

Team Rocket

just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩

woahhhh