a straight person attracted to a trans person is still straight. a gay person attracted to a trans person is still gay. attraction to trans people is beautiful and just as valid as attraction to cis people.

What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?

THIS.

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

Oh my god? Lmao

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

Oh my god? Lmao

That moment when you wanted to try to draw akumatized!Marinette so much because of your salty ass..or something like that (not 100% concept from this ask, but i just got some ideas after it)

Im still bad with names but I was thinking about La Justice (because in english it also can mean “judge”..?) 

Her power (in her ribbons) is not just to make people tell the truth, but to make them to reveal their misdeeds to everyone, so feeling bad and suffering from it. 

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

it’s nearly 1:00 am i have to wake up in 5 hours and i’m CRYING at this video of some woman eating too many edibles and doing a pennywise makeup tutorial

Ladybug: I hope you enjoyed Volpina’s illusions, because I’ll never give you my miraculous!

Chat Noir: You’ll be giving your miraculous to us!

Carapace: You may have an army…

Rena Rogue: but we are a team of superheroes!

Queen Bee: boy u ugly

So, I was rewatching Gorizilla (again) and...

it looks like the orange haired person has a sweater or something over their arm, but..

no, that’s a pair of legs. 

adrien comes across his mother’s casket in the basement and is just like “wow dad stepping up the halloween decorations this year”

Dark Chocolate Waffles With Cherry Balsamic Compote

now that his identity’s been confirmed, i can’t stop thinking about Nathalie overhearing all of Hawkmoth’s LOUD ASS monologues..

LMFAO

Just another day at the office…

That damn smile

The new snapchat update is amazing

*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!

HE’S GOT SOCKS ON

Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!!

not the emoji movie we asked for - because we never asked for one - but the emoji movie we need

DAMN DANIEL DAMN

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

realizing that tom and sabine wake up every morning to literally get this bread

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

“can i read it?”

“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

I FEEL THIS on a personal level

So much truth has been spoken

Feeling really called out tbh

marinette: my biggest dream is to get married and move into a nice house

adrien: i want to escape society and live on an abandoned island and eat only fruit