The ocean burned.

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man

Alan Watts

its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

we're fucked

hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

ronan lynch has adhd. he’s bipolar. he’s a scorpio. he’s gay. he’s catholic. he’s a sub. he has a dead father. he saw the devil’s dick as a child. people call him a dog. he’s a middle child. he’s a terrible person. he’s kind of a god. he has a chronic illness that’s killing him. he’s truly the it girl of all time.

the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Every single movie with a crazy woman is like. ok fine but what did he do to her first.

😭 isnt even an emoji anymore its like a brother to me