Reblog if youâre still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. Iâm still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however. EDIT: I know a lot of you are looking for an alternative to Tumblr, so Iâm building one now. Take a look at Libr, a replacement for Tumblr. Video here:Â https://librapp.com/
âmoodâ is basically the equivalent of âamenâ
and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning âbig moodâ
âMay the Lord be with you.â
âBitch you too the fuck!â
BTS â2019 SEASONâS GREETINGSâ SPOT #2 [PREVIEW]
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like âoh are you expecting?â And i was like âuhhhhâ and because im a dumbass i was like âno i already delivered.â And she was like âHow long ago?â And i was just like âtwo weeks.â And she said âwow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?â And i was just awkwardly like âa girlâŠ.â And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like âoh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.â And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me
a lot of people seem to be reporting tumblr deleting their blogs, and itâs because of the bots. however, it is NOT for posting nsfw content.Â
itâs for having links in your blog description.Â
remember a few days ago when people couldnât search for posts with links in them? itâs most likely related to this. even non-nsfw blogs are being taken down in the purge. so to prevent your blog from being deleted, REMOVE LINKS FROM YOUR BLOG DESCRIPTION.Â
Also, if your blog is deleted on accident, email tumblr staff about it, and they will restore your blog.
also to add on to this from what im seeing this purge happened like days ago and today so if your blog hasnât been deleted already it probably wonât be considering how much shit tumblr is getting for it
Edit: ok so I just woke up and holy shit this reached a lot farther than I thought it would
I can sadly say this was mostly based on observation, but in any case if your blog gets deleted just email tumblr support team and theyâll restore it because if thereâs nothing objectional on it then theyâll know its a mistake, other blogs that have been deleted here have been restored in the same way. so REGARDLESS of why you *will* get your blog back, ok?
kpop isnât for everybody. you need a certain level of intelligence to understand the symbolism and depth of the lyricism in order to comprehend the depth of the lyricism and the production it contains in order to understand the artistic and lyrical approaches that birthed these award winning masterpieces, so you can really vibe to the avant-garde, acclaimed music
Ring ding dong ring ding dong ringy ding ding ding ding
Gee Gee Gee Gee baby baby baby
Bang bang bang
Relationships always end bad. Either you break up, or one dies.
*hysterical sobbing*
Most of you shouldâve already known about Mo Dao Zu Shi. Let me just get this straight: No words can express how much I adore this novel. Moxiang Tongxiuâs writing style and character designs hit me right in the feels. If you are just like me, you love Mo Dao Zu Shi and you want to explore her other works, here is a quick intro :)
In order of publication, presenting you:
1. äșșæžŁć掟èȘæçł»ç» / The Scum Villainâs Self-Saving System
Synopsys (taken & modified from NovelUpdates):
Shen Yuan is reborn into a scum villain in a typical harem novel. His character is Lord Shen Qingqiu.
But it must be known that the original Shen Qingqiu was sliced alive by his disciple and also the protagonist, Luo Binghe, into a human stick! A human stick!
Then, why, as a scum villain, should he still have to take the bullet for the protagonist and sacrifice himself?
Simply because he wants to save his own ass and prove that even scum villains can live, and live coolly at that!
But incidentally, in the mid of trying to save his ass, Shen Qingqiu made his disciple Luo Binghe fall for him, and fall for him really hardâŠ
This is the story of a master and discipleâs unknowing, strange and cheesy process of falling in love.
Itâs also a scum villainâs firsthand account of the male protagonist turning from a small white sheep into an overbearing Demon kingâŠ
Length: 81 chapters + 14 extras
Translating group: Cnovel
Personal review:
- Breaks all the 4th walls you can ever imagine.
- Intensively hurts your stomach. It will.
- Angsty yet hilarious love story of a crybaby disciple and a thick-skinned, sarcastic master. Also really cute supporting characters.
- Rather simple, easy to follow plot.
- An excellent starting point into System-based fantasy novel (what is System? Read to find out!).
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2. ééç„ćž / Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Synopsys (for the benefits of those who havenât yet known about this masterpiece) (taken from NovelUpdates):
âAs the grandmaster who founded demonic cultivation, Wei WuXian roamed the world in his wanton ways, hated by millions for the chaos he created. In the end, he was backstabbed by his dearest shidi and killed by powerful clans that combined to overpower him.
He incarnates into the body of a lunatic who was abandoned by his clan and is later, unwillingly, taken away by a famous cultivator among the sectsâLan WangJi, his archenemy.
This marks the start of a thrilling yet hilarious journey of attacking monsters, solving mysteries, and raising children. From the mutual flirtation along the way, Wei WuXian slowly realizes that Lan WangJi, a seemingly haughty and indifferent poker-face, holds more feelings for Wei WuXian than he is letting onâŠâ
Length: 113 chapters + 13 extras
Translating group: Exiled Rebels Scanlations
Personal review:
- I FREAKINâ LOVE THIS.
- Epic story spanning across northern ancient China, involving taking down monsters, killing zombies, hunting ghosts, solving murder cases, training teenage cultivators, raising children (okay, maybe not thatâŠ) and so much more.
- Slowburn romance that is just perfect because it is, yes, so slowburn. And have I talked about how much I love the couple?
- Prepare tissues because itâs so gonna hurt.
- Excellent cast of supporting characters. (Jiang Cheng I love youuuuuu)
- The sheer amount of ambition from the author. She smoothly blends so many issues including politics, the grey area of morality, redemption, hatred and forgiveness into a beautiful romantic tale.
- What are you doing?!!! Just drop whatever you are doing and read this!!!
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3. 怩ćźè”çŠ / Heaven Officialâs Blessing
Synopsys (taken from NovelUpdates)
âEight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom; one who was beloved by his citizens and the darling of the world. Unsurprisingly, he ascended to the Heavens at a very young age.
Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock of all three realms. On his first task as a god, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens⊠Yet unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.â
Length: 244 chapters + 4 extras
Translating group: Sakhyulations
Personal review:
- Even more epic than Mo Dao Zu Shi in terms of scale. Spanning across 3 realms - the Heaven, the Human World and the Underworld.
- Splendid blend of humour, mystery, war drama and, beware, so much angst.
- A love story that took 800 years to unfold. 800 YEARS!!! Their love is so pure it will strike the deepest cord in your heart. Ragpicker Crown Prince Heavenly God uke (yes, you read that right) x Extremely Loyal Thick-skinned Demon King seme. What a combo.
- Also with those 800 years, you follow Xie Lianâs journey through the most remarkable ups and downs. What he goes through in 800 years is a humbling tale of a person who has probably seen it all. Make sure you embrace yourself for this. It really is going to hurt.
- Even the supporting cast have really solid backstories. And most of them are truly adorable. Basically all of her works have great supporting cast lol.
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Some fantastic additional information I thought I should also share:
- The Scum Villainâs Self-Saving System: A donghua adaptation has been confirmed and production will probaby start next year.
- Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation: As I have always screamed about, thereâs a manhua, an upcoming donghua, an upcoming live-action series, and an audio drama. And a game adaptation has been confirmed!
- Heaven Officialâs Blessing: A donghua adaptation and a live-action series adaptation have been signed! Looking forward to more news in the near future.
(You probably start wondering how much money the author makes⊠yes, I wonder that tooâŠ)
(and rumour has it that Moxiang Tongxiu ie the author just barely graduated college (!!!) )
In any case, with the info above, I hope you have something good to read and to look forward to. Come to this Moxiang Tongxiuâs abyss, fangirl and scream with me please!!!
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All images used are credited to artist æŻçł°ć°ćć @ Weibo (who is also the artist behind Mo Dao Zu Shi manhua).
