um that’s u’re* not ur

proof that the sun is fake

if the sun is real then y is it winter and the snow cold my house and i am crying????? nice try atheists

Was that english

allow me to rephrase: if the sun s why ?? ? cold

Translation: I speak bullshit

im not bilingual im straight so stop??

Proof there’s too much stupid in the world. Science and physics are a thing along with coherent English please learn all of them so no one has to go through this again.

shut the hell out my face

i… how are you still alive. i think this, more than smartphones and bio-buildings and everything else, is the greatest representation of how far science has come. if we can keep this much stupid alive and functioning(?) for this long, we can do literally anything

fist of all, binch. shut the hell off

You know when you breathe oxygen?

amazing

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

water is wet

REKT

i still cant believe they havent taken down the shirt i put it up there last friday im crying

my soul just got stripped from my body

this was hilarious

dude i think our babies can talk

GIRL WITH PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WATERMELON HAIR: seêEYya lATEr, ossifer…

OSSIFER: (procedes to ignore any and all known laws of physics) hoo nOo

this my collection of knife dogs, feel free to add to the collection!

Dangerous

Man I want to know which knife puppy picture went against the community guidelines.

Wes Anderson’s next film looks so good

I had a bad idea for an old meme and my friend had access to MS Paint.

Bonus: