For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

Escorts and sex workers: not many girls think about this. the number one way guys black mail us is by finding our social media profile and threatening to out us to our families. I personally don’t have any public social media profiles currently but when I did, I didn’t include my real name. I highly recommend taking this advice !

Reminder that this is a cop hating blog. This blog is for cop haters only. If you don’t hate cops, block me and go lick boots somewhere else!

This stands now more than ever.

What if i hate cops and have a kink for licking boots?

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

What Do This Mean .

i can’t explain my poetry often.

aight

for you people who think this is funny and honestly dont get my poem i will spell it out for you in 6th grade format. if you guys still dont understand after this I can reblog this again and explain in baby talk.

1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that wont leave means that girls who are so great/amazing whatever but she moved on or doesnt like you or whatever so she never leaves your head.hence the stickiness that wont leave. 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever. this can mean a few things but basically a fragile girl who gets hurt and leaves you. “blow away” meaning you blew on her (the dandelion) metaphor for you hurting her. 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw. okay i understand how this is confusing to some but its really the bad girls the rebels the girls who are labeled “sluts” 4. home. you feel safe around her she is inside you like a home you are inside her and never want to leave. she makes you feel comfortable she makes you feel warm she is typically a girlfriend a wife. do i need to explain more about this one?

Im going to tag this under my major tags so the stupid people who come visit my blog after seeing a reblog of that “WHAT DO THIS MEAN” with the black guy or whatever it was can understand that i didnt just write random stuff. im not saying that poem was good but im saying it makes sense but it wont make sense if you’re a surface thinker

if anyone has seen this and know someone whos reblogged that stupid post show them this. 

aight

O K

Reblog this by April 20th and I'll give your blog a Vibe check.

Vibe Checks include:

Bring it on :))

every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you

I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html

Look at the duck’s FACE

H A L P

i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals

no offence but if ur attracted to or like nonbinary ppl ur pan not bi. Just thought id let you know since u didnt

shut the hell up biphobe 🥰 friendly reminder bisexuality is inclusive of nonbinary ppl and always has been and if u think otherwise u can kiss my fat ass

Your ass stinks you crazy feminist, im getting the sword and im gonna start a crusade

who the hell are you even talking to 💀

@biseckuals to you, you ignorant fuck ))

how am i a “crazy feminist” for saying bisexuality isnt exclusionary 🗿 i am once again asking if you smoke crack

I dont smoke crack, and bisexuality is about liking the 2 genders, male and female. You ask people if they smoke crack if they call u stupid, big brain move hoe )))

i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals

no offence but if ur attracted to or like nonbinary ppl ur pan not bi. Just thought id let you know since u didnt

shut the hell up biphobe 🥰 friendly reminder bisexuality is inclusive of nonbinary ppl and always has been and if u think otherwise u can kiss my fat ass

Your ass stinks you crazy feminist, im getting the sword and im gonna start a crusade

who the hell are you even talking to 💀

@biseckuals to you, you ignorant fuck ))

French sweet nothings.

pet names

compliments

random things

ways to say I love you

i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals i love nonbinary bisexuals

no offence but if ur attracted to or like nonbinary ppl ur pan not bi. Just thought id let you know since u didnt

shut the hell up biphobe 🥰 friendly reminder bisexuality is inclusive of nonbinary ppl and always has been and if u think otherwise u can kiss my fat ass

Your ass stinks you crazy feminist, im getting the sword and im gonna start a crusade

“What are you twelve” Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

Someone: *yells*

My traumatized ass:

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)

name him. name your son

Gormondo

Big Sexy

Shigabing

What we say: im nonbinary

What yall hear: im a woman but like humor me on this

What y'all do: they/them pronouns when we're around (regardless of whether we actually use they/them pronouns), she/her when we're not

and just for the record? real easy to tell when y’all do that -- because then you slip up anyways, and so do the people you talk to.

Since when am i not allowed to call you a she? I can call you an attack helicoper if i wanna , its not like i called you some degrading name of some sort.

......okay? Im a person who was born with a vagina, and the pronouns i tell people are she/her but everyone refers to me as "they" anyway....howd u manage to read this post the exact opposite way as it was written, you idiot?

@shutt-upp also if u interpret "its rude when people do this" as me "not allowing" you to do something you're a weak-willed moron

I dont get why u get so triggered at this simple thing i said. Im allowed to have an oppinion just like you honey :))

There it is again! How am i "not allowing" you? The idiocy

Yall getting triggered , stop this bullshit and get a life u stupid people , nobody cares you identify as a fucking potato. Yall prolly think there are more than 2 genders anyway =)))

What we say: im nonbinary

What yall hear: im a woman but like humor me on this

What y'all do: they/them pronouns when we're around (regardless of whether we actually use they/them pronouns), she/her when we're not

and just for the record? real easy to tell when y’all do that -- because then you slip up anyways, and so do the people you talk to.

Since when am i not allowed to call you a she? I can call you an attack helicoper if i wanna , its not like i called you some degrading name of some sort.

......okay? Im a person who was born with a vagina, and the pronouns i tell people are she/her but everyone refers to me as "they" anyway....howd u manage to read this post the exact opposite way as it was written, you idiot?

@shutt-upp also if u interpret "its rude when people do this" as me "not allowing" you to do something you're a weak-willed moron

I dont get why u get so triggered at this simple thing i said. Im allowed to have an oppinion just like you honey :))