GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭
"Link only showed interest in mipha"
Link looking at Mipha: 😐️
Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️
Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌
My Aro/Ace self for real LMAO
Yoko: *barges into Wenclair's room to pick up Enid*
Wednesday & Enid: *arguing*
Yoko: Okay, what are you idiots arguing about this time?
Wednesday: Whether to watch Oppenheimer or Barbie. I personally think the choice is obvious.
Yoko: Why don't you just watch both?
Enid: Fine. But we're watching Oppenheimer first!
Wednesday: If you make me watch Oppenheimer I'm walking out the theater.
Enid: Wow, you won't even watch Oppenheimer for me? You're such a brat! It's only three hours!
Wednesday: Only three hours?
Yoko: Wait, hold on... Wednesday wants to watch Barbie?
Wednesday and Enid: Yes.
Yoko: *laughing* Why?
Wednesday: *crosses her arms defensively* Why wouldn't I want to watch a post modernist critique of capitalism and girlhood? The only thing it's missing is gore.
obligatory disco elysium screenshot dump ive played this game twice it has sucked so many hours of my life so here are some of SO FUCKING MANY harrier duboisisms that made me shit myself
if you thought Hamish Harding's stepson going to see blink-182 was unhinged you ain't ready what his alma mater did
seriously you cannot make this shit up
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?
'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters
(Bonus points if you explain how you would adapt it in the tags)
Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees
Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:
- Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.
- Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.
- Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.
- Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:
- Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.
Basic Features of the Site:
- Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.
- The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top
- You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.
- Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up
- You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff
- You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.
- Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.
Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:
- Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog
- Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.
- If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.
- You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"
- Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.
- Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.
- We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.
- Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.
General Etiquette:
- Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.
- Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.
- Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it
- You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.
- Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.
- Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit
- You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.
- Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.
- Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.
- If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal
- Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.
Tips:
- Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension
- In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.
- You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!
- Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs
- Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.
Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!
I decided to play some Smash 4. I missed being able to pull off this fun, 8-player glitch!
Me and my seven inner demons having the most awful time
[Video Description: several clips of Super Smash Bros. 4, all showing similar sequences. Eight duplicates of the same character spawn in an empty stage and simultaneously roll to the left or right, until they have fully clipped into one another. Then, depending on the characters chosen, attacks are charged up and used (again simultaneously), causing all or almost all the characters to die either at the exact same time or shortly after one another. This often results in the characters being blasted off the stage and screen, and always results in a finished game match. The characters in question are, in order: Captain Falcon, Mario, Bowser, Kirby, and Villager. / End VD]
DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!
im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off
i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice
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SIGNAL BOOST.
Sorry for the tags, but this is REALLY REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT:
PLEASE. BOOST THIS. SAVE TUMBLR AND THE REST OF SOCIAL MEDIA FROM ANOTHER WAR LIKE AGAINST THE SUPERSEXUALS.
@thehugwizard hey I know you're on break but
Boost!
this is so fucking bad, please if you see this boost it everyone needs to stay away from these people
WHO THE HECK MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT RAPESEXUAL IS NOT FUCKING VAILD
WHY THE F*** IS THIS A FLAG IM SORRY WHAT THE F*** THIS IS SO BAD WHY IS THIS EVEN VALID, PLEASE NO THIS IS AS BAD AS MAPS WHAT
@yakou-writes please help me and reblog this-
Who, the, fuck
@nemesis-hasatummblr @dustyp1xie @riff-is-on-a-fucking-crisis sorry for the tags but you need to see this (sorry if you already have but this is important)
WTF THATS NOT OK CONSENT IS VERY IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY WITH INTERCOURSE!!!!!
RAPESEXUAL WHAT- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS, THIS IS SCARING ME
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Rape sexual? That's horrible and disgusting.
How come this people can consider that act sexually!? It just disgusting and deplorable!! That's not ok!
Rape is Rape your hurting and damaging a other human being! Please don't came across those people who thinks the opposite... Just stay away from them
Makes me wanna vomit 🤢
pitypartysposts
Eugh. NASTY.
IM GOING TO FUCKING PUKE- THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE LGBT- HELP MEEEE-
AYO WHAT THE FUCK?
REBLOG AND GET THIS CRAP DESTROYED, IM HAVING INTERNAL ERRORS-.
FUCKING BURN IT AND I KNOW I WASN'T PINGED BUT STILL!
Absolutely disgusting
THIS IS FUCKING RANCID, BOOST TO KEEP SOMEONE SAFE!!!!!!!!!
I've boosted this before and I'll boost it again. If you refuse to do the same, burn in hell.
WHAT THE F UCK???? @fraudfrogs @waytoobsessed @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @pommigranite @blakeblueboi @nameless-inklings @nninoxasaur @kkopimint @alexcant578 @thebladedancer1158 @lux-in-the-night @maxdark158 @lilfunkyphroggy @redak-ted @sundere1181 @nintendoneko64 @tessathegamefreak @stupid-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisdom @theninjabozo @sweetlovertech8000 @iwasforceedagainstmywill @aduckmurder @rose-anon11 @lagunaneptune @fandoms-you-never-knew-existed YALL REBLOG THIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
It was made by someone who was trolling, which is very worrying. It is something you should look out for, but it was made by someone who is/was homophobic and decided to be an ass about it. Made by someone who WANTS to get your attention and for you to be mad. Basically a 'if that's valid then so is this'. If someone is using it they are most likely a troll as well, a very demented one but still a troll, just report and block.
Kinda had a feeling, but still very important to inform so people know it's not a valid/accepted form of the lgbt community.
Yeah, just don't give them any attention PAST this. It'll only get worse.
THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!
Ganondorf: do not look away. You witness a king's revival, and the birth of his new wor- where the fuck is my horse
Ganondorf: what do you mean "it's been registered already"?? Who registered MY HORSE?!
Link: I named him Chungus
I find I’m quite taken with the image of Link that we get in Breath of the Wild; i.e., that of someone who’s sensitive, compassionate, a bit easily startled, compelled to pet every dog he meets, yet at the same time the sort of person who will quite willingly paraglide off a mountainside - naked, screaming and possibly on fire - in order to get the drop on an enemy many times his size, rip its arm off, beat said enemy to death with said arm, then hang onto it just in case he runs into anything else that seems to be in need of a good arming.
Link is a complex man, is what I’m saying.
(And let’s not act like BotW’s Zelda would be in any way disturbed by all this. This is a woman whose first impulse upon catching a potentially psychoactive frog is to try to talk Link into eating it right then and there so that she can study its effects on him. She’d totally be an enabler.)
Link: “I bet I could kill five chuchus in one swing of this mop.”
Revali: “You are a menace to society.”
Zelda: “And a coward. Do ten!”
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Zelda wants to, and probably has, licked the guidance stones when they do the drip thing.
“I can taste the wisdom of the ancients!”
“Really?”
“No. Please take me to the infirmary.”
