This is how I picture Khonshu every time he says

“Oh, the idiot’s in control!”

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

THE BEST ONE YET! HE’S LIKE “bitch i’m not saying that” 🤣 His reaction is a whole mood

Nuke it from space

hozier singing toxic on this the 20th day of march in the 2020th year of our lordt

Via @LetterkennyProblems

waka waka still hits

i love their dance solos

michael: don’t be a little bitch after 195 shots!

gavin: don’t ever call me a bitch!

michael: i will..... have sex with you....... consensually

I’m worried Rocket is spending too much time with Drax. 

Brie Larson guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12/18/2019.

Bear Back, 24 x 30 inches, Oil on Canvas, 2016

Every now and then I’ll see a photo of something just a bit odd on my dash – like a photo of the back of a teddy bear’s head – and i wave it off as some unusual aesthetic that someone’s I to and go to scroll by

And then I see that the caption says something like “oil on canvas”

And I nearly crack my neck from the speed and force of the double take I immediately do

x

Jeremy the liquor goblin is 2019's cheesemaster and honestly it's what he deserves

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

» Caravaggio (1571 - 1610)

If you hit a pop fly and I am in the outfield it is over for you

if you hit a what and you’re in the fuckin what?

Just shut the fuck up and mind your business geek it’s jock talk