These dodos never fail to make me smile inside. :)
I mean, just look at that face...
Bichir: blub :B
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
He didn’t say that.
yes he did
the early bird gets the worm. but what about the worm? the worm's fucked!
Does anybody have that tiktok where the guy goes “ay” and then starts crying and the other guy stitched it to be holding up the alphabet. I can’t find it
You guys are wrong, it's covered in electric sensors so that it can communicate to other elephantnose fish by generating electricity in its tail. When with others, they are all quiet when one of them is "talking". It can also echolocate but with electricity
the elephantnose dedicates more oxygen to it's brain than any vertebrate (that includes humans) 60% goes to the brain
baby botox is when they give botox to babies and before you judge.look at how smooth my baby is
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool
[ID: Screen split vertically in two. On the left, a person holds up the alphabet and points to the letter 'A'. On the right, the person speaking says 'Ay' as if in greeting. Person on the left gives a thumbs up, then points to the letter 'B'. Person on the right abruptly begins crying. End ID.]
i have an assignment due in 20 hours 56 minutes but SCIENCE is more important
swampwitch taking you to her second favourite spot in the swamp:
"yeah this is my sidebog"
points to a uncomposed dead body "and thats my mutual"
i hope she figures out tumblr someday
She follows toads,,
Evidently cause she's tagged quite a few tbh