Idk guys… is it just me or is lead poisoning… a little sexy
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
Welcome to Europe my friend
i would love to be welcomed to europe alas i can’t because my passport expired
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)
crunchwrapofnotredame
the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day
What's four-legged, furry, and often serves up a quick little mood boost? That's right, a dog. It turns out even short, friendly interactions with canines can be good for our health. I started pondering the power of dogs during one of my daily strolls around my neighborhood. Almost invariably, I'll run into at least one person walking their dog. If I get the OK to pet the pooch, it's a joyous moment of cooing and sloppy kisses. I always walk away from these canine exchanges feeling just a bit more relaxed, and happy. And that got me wondering, could these short interactions with other people's dogs actually be good for me? "Absolutely. I think it is safe to say that animals are beneficial to our mental and physical health," says Nancy Gee, a professor of psychiatry and director of the Center for Human-Animal Interaction at Virginia Commonwealth University. Gee says evidence is accumulating that levels of the stress hormone cortisol drop in people after just 5 to 20 minutes spent interacting with dogs — even if it's not their pet. "Also, we see increases in oxytocin, that feel-good kind of bonding hormone," she says.
Source: NPR
Senpai says you’re welcome
Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.
Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.
There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.
And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:
Oddly I don’t see a single occupation listed besides the last where they’ll murder you just because they’re having a bad day and automatically get away with it.
I have only love for the USPS.
reminder that cops have also been logging covid deaths (after refusing to comply with masking orders nationwide) as on-duty fatalities, as well as everything from heart attacks to car crashes to friendly fire. a really significant amount of cop deaths aren't actually due to Criminal Violence, but it's significant that the cops act as though *all* of them are.
The idea that the real problem in society is women/feminists not coddling men's feelings enough has always been ridiculous, but it's downright insulting in this deadly era of cis men committing mass shootings basically every other week. Every time you're screaming and crying and throwing up that uwu women are too mean to men and don't sympathize with their struggles uwu NoT ALL meN uwu, there's some cis man looking at his personal arsenal and planning a mass shooting in his bedroom because he's entitled enough to think his hurt feelings justify mass murder.
If anyone wants a cute pet update every time I stick my tongue out like a lizard at my cat Piper she tries to mimic me
Stuff like this radicalizes me. How is this the best system we have?
werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped
"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*
alternatively,
"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*
American Werewolf in Tokyo and Sailor Moon
Anyone else notice pro-life billboards only ever show a kid that's like 6+ months old already because newborns are kinda ugly but no one wants to say it
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games
joey-mazzello
Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.
Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”
Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”
