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So....hi!

@shreyderjoes

Idk what I'm doing

i learned that to produce each week’s Sunday newspapers, 500,000 trees must be cut down. On the other hand, recycling a single run of the Sunday New York Times would save 75,000 trees (x)

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

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sidizenkane

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

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sidizenkane

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

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sidizenkane

Oh my god. DEXTER.

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sidizenkane

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

might be fake but honestly if this situation happens to me and its chris hemsworth coming then im not telling no one

hes mine

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain