Y’all ever like get the day or the week so incorrect that it’s like unbelievable? I spent my entire day thinking it was Monday. It’s Friday. But I thought yesterday was Saturday. Don’t ask me where the fuck Sunday went because honestly it’s probably in the same place as my brain. ✨gone✨
Does anyone forget that Tumblrs are real people? Like you see a shitpost on someone’s tumblr and you’re suddenly aware that a real person just said worms are daddy?
Brains are meat computers that turn sugar into thoughts.
Thanks ! I hate it :)
Psa for parents and friends
If your child or friend stays in bed all day and sleeps, don’t accuse them of being lazy! Talk to them. Make sure they are okay. Sometimes it’s hard just to get out of bed. Maybe that person has depression and never told you. Even if they have told you, you should talk to them. It’s not that they don’t wanna get out of bed. It’s that they physically can’t. They can’t find the motivation to move.
Parents: Boys are jerks. Don’t let one ruin you
Uncles: Better not be dating any boys
Cousins: Guys only want one thing
Brothers: All guys are disgusting. You don’t need one.
Me: *Dates a girl*
Literally everyone:
PSA
Okay if someone has depression, that doesn’t mean they are incapable of smiling or feeling happy. Don’t put someone down by calling them a liar. If someone trusts you enough to tell you they are struggling with depression and anxiety and you tell them they are looking for attention, that makes you one of the worst human beings. Depression and anxiety aren’t things to 1) mess around with 2) make fun of people for 3) deny them of having it. If someone with depression is finally smiling, don’t tell them they lied about having depression. Cheer for them. Tell them you’re happy to see their gorgeous smile. Tell them you’re proud of them. Be the good person that they need.
TW Don’t kill yourself today
Don’t kill yourself today
Because your Netflix trial still has a week left
Don’t kill yourself today
Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge
Don’t kill yourself today
Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month
Yes, your mother will miss you
Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were
And yes
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
You know that
You’ve known that
Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant
So don’t kill yourself
Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time
Don’t kill yourself
Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled
Don’t kill yourself
Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe
Don’t kill yourself
Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to
And I need you
To hear all of them
Don’t kill yourself
I love you
You’re important
It’s a bad day
Not a bad life
There is more to this
The world will keep spinning on its axis without you
But
Think of all the sunrises you’d miss
I know this sounds pointless
But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own
Revising your goodbyes
There will be too much darkness
To see anything else
But this is not about seeing anything else
This is about turning off the lights
This is about finding the bed instead of the noose
This is about giving yourself one more day
Even if it takes ten thousand of those
One more morning’s
Until
“I can’t wait for tomorrow”
This is about staying alive
Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie
No one should miss that
This is about staying alive
Because the future is coming
And it’s ready for you
I don’ t need you to see it
I just need you to believe you can make it
Until then
- Hannah Dains
sunshine-flipside
Everyone needs to see this. I dont care what kind of blog you run or what kind of person you are. You can take the few seconds to reblog this. I know some of my followers will need to see this, and so i will reblog for them. Even if its just one or two, they deserve to see this, and to be happy. Always reblog. Always.
Idk why some people think middle school is worse than high school. Yeah Ik that’s where our awkward phase comes in but at least we still get to kick some ass with the dolphins at the aquarium for our field trips.
gerard really stuck a flute solo like it was no biggie huh
guitar solos: broke
flute solos: woke
If being gay is so wrong then why is the scientific term for human beings “Homo Sapiens”
Am I the only person that doesn’t like red light aesthetic? Like I feel really unsafe around red light.
The pro in procrastinate should be replaced with con.
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Concrastinate
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mcrscans
My Chemical Romance poster, originally the cover from Rock Sound, June 2005 by Nigel Crane.
fandomobsessedandbored
Ok but why would anyone give frank even a fake gun
Probably for the same reason they gave him a bazooka in DD
retrogamingblog
Safety warnings from the Japanese manual for the Nintendo Wii
Well there go my plans
Reblog if you’re band trash
My chemical romance
Fall out boy
Panic! at the disco
Twenty øne piløts
All time low
Black veil brides
Paramore
Nirvana
Bring me the horizon
The pretty reckless
Falling in reverse
Sleeping with sirens
Pierce the veil
Palaye royale
Blink 182
Bowling for soup
Green day
Linkin park
If you like any of them I’ll follow you
Want to show your S/O that they belong to you? Take their hoodie
It looks like it’s just waiting for you to get off the phone so it can tell you something
Source: instagram.com
Am I the only one who does this?
If I’m reading a post on tumblr that’s supposed to be funny, I don’t laugh at the actual post. I laugh at the replies like “what the fuck” or “I fucking snorted”